More Rewards Ahoy

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If you haven’t become a patron yet – now is the time. We’re about 5 monthly donations short of being able to move forward on the new server.

And later tonight I will be sending out the first Completionist Reward. These rewards are over 700 photos from shoots in 2007 and 2008 – most of which have never been published.

Because they are from the actual photographer’s roll, you get some stunning shots like this.

Natalie Portman Patreon

And some funny outtakes like this.

If you go here and pledge, I’ll be contacting you shortly to provide a link to the first batch of 48 photos.

Want almost 1,000 Natalie pics?

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Our Patrons over on Patreon just received the first reward – almost 1,000 Natalie Portman magazine photos from the years 1994-2003. If you sign up as a Patron now, I’ll make sure you get the reward. And later this week I’ll send out the first Completionists Reward which will have Natalie photos that haven’t been seen online until now. And later this month another 1,000 photos from our library!

We have 5 Patrons so far. Another 5-10 and we’ll be able to move forward on that new server.

Even if you can only give one or two bucks every month, every cent counts.

Go Go GO!

Natalie Portman Patreon

Become a Patron

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So, it probably didn’t escape your notice that the site has been incredibly slow in recent months. It’s a lot better now, but still not ideal. And the server is currently hosted in Kris’ basement in Sweden, which is also far from ideal.

To make matters worse, over the past year revenue from ads has dropped. We can no longer cover the server expenses. And we need to increase them so we can get a new server.

Kris and I have tried a few things but we now need to ask you guys and gals for help. We’ve created a Patreon page for the purpose of bringing in at least enough to cover the advertising shortfall and get a new server.

Natalie Portman patreon

If we get more support than we need, that will go towards relaunching the Natalie Portman comic and making more original video content.

For supporters, we’ve included two awesome rewards.

– Complete photosets from some great Natalie shoots.
– The ability to download the entire np.com image gallery.

Head to www.patreon.com/natalieportmandotcom to get all the details.

How to Make a Successful Video Ad

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I’ve wanted to create more video content for awhile and yesterday I set up a new YouTube channel. Most people watch the videos on Facebook and Twitter, but for the non-social media crowd just subscribe and whatever I share to our social channels will also be added to YouTube.

Today’s new video answer the question, “How do you make a successful ad?”

Happy New Year

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A big Happy New Year from the np.com team. Here’s a little video to celebrate the occasion. May 2018 rock our collective Natalie Portman socks off.

Happy Holidays

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From the np.com team, we want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holidays!

Natalie Portman Christmas

Remember, remember…

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It’s that day again. So I whipped up a little meme to pay respects to Guy Fawkes/V for Vendetta.

v for vendetta meme

Planetarium Review

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I was really excited about the prospect of Natalie working on a French film, particularly one directed by Rebecca Zlotowski whose Grand Central is fantastic. Unfortunately, this is one of my least favourite Natalie films. The story has a strong connection to the dead, but its the film that is D.O.A. It certainly looks handsome, and the performances (particularly Natalie and Emmanual Salinger) are solid at the very least.

Natalie Portman Planetarium
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Happy Halloween

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I hope you kids have fun tonight.

Natalie Portman Halloween

Review: A Tale of Love and Darkness

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A couple months back I finally caught Natalie Portman’s feature directorial (and writing) debut, A Tale of Love and Darkness. The fact that it’s taken me this long to post anything says that a) I’ve been busy and b) I don’t have much to say.

A Tale of Love and Darkness

It’s a sincere and accomplished film that, to me at least, didn’t feel like it came from a first-time filmmaker. But like Natalie’s character, it feels somewhat removed and distant. I felt like an observer the whole time, never drawn into the story or characters.
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Fanart

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It’s been a quiet week is Natland so how about some new fanart from Weronika to pass the time? Enjoy!

Natalie Portman drawing

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Let’s talk about animal testing

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I’m not sure if it is because of Eating Animals, or some other reason, but I’ve noticed a lot of messages on our social media channels along the lines of “How can Natalie talk about how we should treat animals when Dior tests its products on them.”

I don’t have an answer to that but I thought it would be a good idea to summarize the situation. So…

Does Dior test on animals?

It wouldn’t be the first time that advocacy groups would be wrong (see: GMOs) but as far as I can tell, the answer to the question is “yes”, with an important caveat – Dior doesn’t test or work with companies that test unless required to do so by law. China requires testing by law. Dior sells in China. So, for that market, their products are tested.

What does this say about Dior?

It means they’re another company that, like Apple, that even though they do a lot of good they are also willing to compromise in order to access a massive market.
Dior animal testing
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Dating Rules

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Some Saturday silliness.

Natalie Portman dating

Our Mathilda t-shirt is AVAILABLE NOW!

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As promised, here is our unique “Mathilda – Nah” t-shirt design. Just click the image below to check out the various products.

There is a standard tee, a v-neck option, a next-level tri-blend version, and of course a version just for the ladies.

Mathilda The Professional t-shirt

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Products are shipped out every 3 days.

Please share with anyone you think might like it. If this works out we’ve got a bunch of other cool ideas and we’ll also be surveying you guys to help guide our next projects.

We made a t-shirt

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This year I’ve been trying to re-engage with Natland and have a bunch of ideas bubbling under the surface. Video content? Sure. The return of the comics? Maybe. But first out the gate is our very own t-shirt design. The Mathilda – Nah t-shirt will be available very soon, but here is a preview to whet the appetite.

Hope you guys and ladies enjoy it.

Natalie Portman Mathilda t-shirt

Fanart

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I’ve got a backlog of fanart to share with you guys. Let’s start with a splash of colour from Edwin and then a pencil sketch from Juliette. I’ll be posting some more soon.

Natalie Portman fanart

Pack Your Bags

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Thank you for your patience as we tried out this new theme on natalieportman.co. In a day or two, we will be moving this new design to natalieportman.com.

Hopefully, everything will go smoothly, but you never know so be sure to keep this page bookmarked as a backup.

Calendar – July

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We’ve got another wallpaper calendar from Ana to get our desktops in the right mood for July. We’re in need of some new graphic artists to create calendar wallpapers. So drop me a line on our Facebook page or Instagram if you want to help out. If not, this could be the last wallpaper…so enjoy it 😛

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Song To Song Review

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I came to Song to Song from a bit of a strange place. I adore a lot of Terrence Malick’s earlier films – sure, they will often frustrate, but they are also capable of moments of beauty that transcend the form.

But Malick’s last two films, To the Wonder and Knight of Cups (with Natalie), left me mostly frustrated and cold. What used to feel poetic now felt unfocused and forced. What used to leave a deep impression now felt shallow.

Song to Song doesn’t quite get back to making me feel how I did about his earlier work, but there are moments that reminded me of those films. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t recommend this film to anyone. It’s going to be maddening for anyone looking for a narrative to hold onto. But in the music, tragedy and striking images, there was enough for me to remain engaged throughout. Read More

PORTMANIA 6981

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day 4 of PORTMANIA is June 9th! the last Day of PORTMANIA 19 which is, of course, NATALIE’S BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NATALIE PORTMAN! Birthday cake for EVERYONE!

Today she turns 36. this is a cause of celebration around the world!!!! And what better way to celebrate than with the final four categories of the Charlie Awards?

first up in Best Video is… Natalie playing Password with JJ Abrams and Neil Diamond! and one of the Higgins Boys.

The second and third category is the Best and Worst News of the Year! The Best News was Natalie being Pregnant with her Second Child!

The Worst News is Natalie not appearing in Thor: Ragnarok

and the last category was rating the year 2016 which you guys rated at a 4 out of 5! hooray!

alright! now what? now a Natalie Portman FACT!

Natalie FACT: (warning Natalie FACTS are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere) Natalie once ate an entire bag of jellybeans just to prove a point! Not a soul knows what that point was. it might have had something to do with Jellybean Jones but, again,

no one knows for sure.

and so ends another PORTMANIA. every year is a good year when Natalie Portman is around but this year was the best year ever because there is now TWO NatKids!! i’m sure that will be reflected at the next Charlie Awards. Thanks to Dazza for keeping the site going all the time and thanks to YOU, the viewer for wanting to know more about Natalie. Next year will also be PORTMANIA #20! so start saving up now because it’s an anniversary year and i’m going to have lots of merchandise to sell. maybe i’ll jar some pickles! until then, my friends…

PORTMANIA I’LL MISS YOU!