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#11 - Puff Puff Die
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Aug 18 10:40:53 2005)
Sorry, Matt sent in a second version with slightly improved lettering and in switching it 3 or 4 comments were lost.
From:
Bearman
(Thu Aug 18 11:03:47 2005)
LOL!!!
From:
katya V
(Thu Aug 18 11:31:48 2005)
well that's really unfair! how can you judge Natalie for smoking? it's her life and her choices. the only thing that matters is that she's a wonderful actress.
although can't help but love the whole idea and bravery of the author. not every fan can write smth like that!
From:
hyp
(Thu Aug 18 11:46:05 2005)
i know but it's pretty funny!
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Aug 18 11:48:06 2005)
Katya, I think you've missed the point.
From:
JEV
(Thu Aug 18 12:01:58 2005)
Sooo funny,
That last drawing as so much going on... "For the children"... priceless!
From:
soonersseth
(Thu Aug 18 12:03:03 2005)
thats funny as hell lol.
From:
omgzrachel
(Thu Aug 18 12:36:55 2005)
Hee! So true.
From:
baron munchausen
(Thu Aug 18 13:22:15 2005)
oh dear oh dear.
From:
Tadej
(Thu Aug 18 13:42:33 2005)
Creepy, but realistic:)
From:
SE
(Thu Aug 18 13:44:00 2005)
Respect is a very god thing people! Is the only thing that I can say!
From:
Nancy
(Thu Aug 18 14:38:29 2005)
'SHE WAS THE CHOSEN ONNNEEE!!!'
HAHAHA.
From:
Yoda
(Thu Aug 18 15:19:46 2005)
No smoking, for succeed your mission you have to, or the dark side you join will.
From:
Rpu4
(Thu Aug 18 15:29:27 2005)
Why she is a smoker? Why! @#$%^&**@*#&$^
From:
(CZ)Smrtihlav
(Thu Aug 18 17:50:21 2005)
Isn't that nor best nor worst, it is not nor good nor average, is it bad
From:
yvo
(Thu Aug 18 18:21:38 2005)
nice nice , really funny!! love the comments on the signs, great job
From:
minimaggit
(Thu Aug 18 18:54:00 2005)
that's really funny. Some people were actually that mad, as i remember it, or at least very angry.
Have to read that editorial again.
From:
Rpu4
(Thu Aug 18 19:01:45 2005)
I'm not med I just can't understand why some people smoke I never try it and I don't miss it. So why is smoke so important to some one like a most beautiful women in world.
From:
chengauto
(Thu Aug 18 19:16:48 2005)
hahahahaah, this is the funniest strip to date! Quitting smoking is like telling yourself you can't have a sip of water when you just happen to be thirsty.
From:
Ellie
(Thu Aug 18 20:08:06 2005)
wow that effing hilarious!! DAZZA & Matt you guys totally rock!
From:
dayatthefair8653
(Thu Aug 18 20:14:12 2005)
My favorite part is the frowning sunshine.
From:
mike
(Thu Aug 18 20:38:53 2005)
Smoking is so at-odds with the persona Natalie projects to the public. It seems to contradict the values we envision her to have.
From:
jillybean
(Thu Aug 18 20:48:10 2005)
I get that a lot of people turned on her for smoking and yes that's funny, but does she really claim to be a virgin? Or was that thrown in there to further illustrate the smoking thing?
From:
Fee
(Thu Aug 18 21:09:25 2005)
lol, very funny these strips are so funny and clever they should become animated
From:
Haha
(Thu Aug 18 21:15:55 2005)
Now that's irony- a fansite for Nat Portman that portrays fans as these unstable morons. Lovin it...
From:
Bloody Fork
(Thu Aug 18 21:37:21 2005)
Hahahaha, that was fucking halarious! Keep up the good work man!
From:
sparky955
(Thu Aug 18 21:55:44 2005)
GREAT COMIC! It mirrors EXACTLY the way I felt when I found out Nat had decided to slowly kill herself. Having lost both my parents to Big Tobacco, seein her doing this just makes me cry.
From:
rafa
(Thu Aug 18 22:37:50 2005)
this comic is fantastic and very funny. but i don`t care if she smokes i smoke too.
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Aug 18 23:04:19 2005)
Interesting how people who are up in arms about Nat smoking are liking the strip. It's like the Fight Club of NP.comics. And if you know what I'm talking about give yourself a pat on the back ;-)
From:
Kushla
(Thu Aug 18 23:31:02 2005)
Very amusing comic, loved it:)
From:
Comanche
(Thu Aug 18 23:48:25 2005)
Like it great job. Only hitles haircut isnt so well. Great idea with the n.p.(d.) i would like to see them so peacfully.
From:
deformed greenbean
(Thu Aug 18 23:49:43 2005)
Nice work. But since when has she smoked? god guess you do learn something new everyday....
From:
joits
(Fri Aug 19 00:32:01 2005)
awesome! what else can I say other than keep it up and can't wait for the next one.
From:
joits
(Fri Aug 19 00:34:58 2005)
had to add this... what's even more funnier than the comic are the people who completely miss the point of the comic... the ones who think that dazza and matt are attacking nat. bwahahaha!!
From:
mothic
(Fri Aug 19 02:19:25 2005)
I think it's hilarious!! =)
(Admittedly that's how I felt at first!!)
From:
javier
(Fri Aug 19 02:31:29 2005)
very very funny!!! :)
From:
Mike
(Fri Aug 19 02:35:31 2005)
AHHAHA I really like the part with the nazi's praising Natalie.
From:
nicole
(Fri Aug 19 03:21:52 2005)
I love it. It's hilarious.
From:
alana
(Fri Aug 19 03:22:22 2005)
LOVE IT :)
From:
Alana
(Fri Aug 19 03:42:48 2005)
I also love how elaborate the drawings are. There's so much detail, it's great. My favorite was the sun and the star wars reference. Although there could have been more female fans.
From:
nicole
(Fri Aug 19 03:44:00 2005)
I love "your face here".
From:
Kyle
(Fri Aug 19 04:02:23 2005)
hauhauahuah It's a realy nice work, very funny, I loved it all... "Ich Liebe Dich" ahuhauahua Cannot believe you did that... "She was the chosen one" Neo was... didn't? "your face here" was pretty cool too...
From:
Hamza
(Fri Aug 19 04:37:59 2005)
Dude, funny strip, totally hilarious. I'm a smoker too and it is Natalies life so she has the right to do what she likes with it. Dazza i got the Fight club joke. England lost 4-1 to Denmark??? Why? How?
From:
floothe
(Fri Aug 19 05:57:46 2005)
great story and great artwork(love the little things).
comical look at how conditional
people can be in their love/like of another. i really don't recommend
smoking but it's everyone else's life and experience. :)
From:
zegra
(Fri Aug 19 08:57:30 2005)
hahahaha LoL!!! like Mike said the nazi part was cool!! great job guys!!
From:
Brian
(Fri Aug 19 09:18:24 2005)
Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice for some humor, or something. Great job as always.
From:
Rseno
(Fri Aug 19 10:47:10 2005)
YOU WAS THE CHOSEN ONE PADME!!
YOU WERE LIKE MY SISTER!!!
LOL OMG funny stuff
From:
Sak
(Fri Aug 19 11:09:22 2005)
Both you guys have an amazing
sense of humor. No doubt.
As for the smoking thing. Think of
the people you love. Family, frieds, etc. Would you feel different if they started or stoped
smoking? Personality doesn't change
with smoking.
From:
Simon
(Fri Aug 19 14:33:40 2005)
lol! Very funny! But when are you going to get over the mohawk? It's just growing like that so when she grows her hair back long it'll be in proportion (or thats what I heard)
From:
play3r
(Fri Aug 19 15:33:01 2005)
still loving the attention to detail on these strips guys. the sun chaning its face, the 69 on the shirt, jar jar binks in the crowd...brilliant.
From:
Laura
(Fri Aug 19 15:56:04 2005)
I think it's funny...but I was shocked about the German guy u automatically saw as one of those...that was really not well...
From:
Ares
(Fri Aug 19 16:03:04 2005)
that was hlarious! by far my favorite!....."For the children!"...."You were the Chosen one!" lolololol
From:
Tricia
(Fri Aug 19 18:26:45 2005)
Oh my gosh, lol. That was so hilarious.
"...You're ...a smoker?" Haha, best part. I can just imagine that happening.
From:
Faiz
(Fri Aug 19 20:23:45 2005)
That...was...AWSOME!
From:
Daryl Kopp
(Fri Aug 19 20:33:42 2005)
hahaha, i guess alot of ppl feel like i do lol, Nat is a cool chick, at least we know she doesn't smoke! :P
From:
Laura
(Fri Aug 19 23:35:17 2005)
LOL!! That was great! Is Nat really a smoker? (I won't do anything like they did -of course- if she is I just want to know.)
From:
EZE
(Sat Aug 20 04:34:22 2005)
Nat how can u smoke u are far too beautiful to do something so hidious, as smoking :(
From:
anonymous coward
(Sat Aug 20 07:12:09 2005)
Now I'm more likely to hear about Natalie Portman dying in my old age, rather than not at all. That saddens me.
From:
Camille Trier
(Sat Aug 20 16:12:39 2005)
hihi incredibly funny
From:
Luis
(Sat Aug 20 18:09:42 2005)
Oh God, whoaaaaaa, so good, well i felt like that wen saw those pics hahahaa
From:
DAZZA
(Sat Aug 20 20:21:03 2005)
I've got to say, I'm really surprised at how many people are loving this. I fully expected a sizeable amount of people to be pretty pissed off.
Many thanks.
From:
the_crown
(Sat Aug 20 20:56:03 2005)
i fully support her decision to smoke. why? it shows she's not some prissy icy perfectionist, but a regular person who won't submit to societal pressure of "don't smoke it's so bad!!!".
From:
apelsinjuice
(Sat Aug 20 20:58:09 2005)
good comic! the fans who love her when she does the things THEY like, and then are upset when she does one thing they don't like ... that's stupid. you bought the ticket, now take the ride, and deal with the turbulence. if she wants to smoke, more power to her.
From:
LyricalGraffiti
(Sat Aug 20 22:16:59 2005)
these cartoons get stranger and more depraved each & every time.
From:
Susana
(Sun Aug 21 02:17:19 2005)
I agree with LyricalGraffiti :(.
Hey man, not everyone's perfect, including Natalie Portman ;).
From:
Lita_nerrta
(Sun Aug 21 18:39:22 2005)
I like the comics. Natalie isn't perfect and it's actually quite funn.y I have a fellow fan and when she found out Nat smokes, she tore down her posters. So, in a way it's true...*rolls around laughing*
From:
bon
(Mon Aug 22 04:02:07 2005)
totally get the comic... it's funny how people are obsessed and do view as perfect. but even though it shows that she's imperfect... i can't stop thinking that she probably smells.
From:
Azur
(Mon Aug 22 06:38:56 2005)
LMAO!
yeah.. completly true! We are what we are.
From:
Oramacetoch
(Mon Aug 22 11:47:37 2005)
I love strip, as usual! I just have one beef. Nat is a lady, and I think you can do just as good a job with the stip without the cursing. It just doesn't seem to go with her. Keep up the good work!!
From:
Second Hand smoke
(Tue Aug 23 14:24:33 2005)
Even though I have never smoked I will be having a biopsy today bc for most of my life I was exposed to second hand smoke. So if you care about someone, please encourage them not to smoke.
From:
Tobacco Rep
(Tue Aug 23 15:27:48 2005)
30k people die of lung cancer per year(These people are heavy smokers, 3+ packs per day), but in actuality, only about 50% of lung cancer cases are caused directly by smoking. Alcohol, poor diet and fitness cause FAR more deaths...
From:
Tobacco Rep II
(Tue Aug 23 15:29:13 2005)
Compared to 30k deaths per year, Heart disease kills millions...these deaths ARE preventable, simply exercising and including vitamins in your diet can virtually stop heart disease all together. So in fact, living a stagnate and unhealthy lifestyle is far more stupid than smoking.
From:
Oramacetoch
(Tue Aug 23 16:25:53 2005)
tell that to my dead grandmother.
From:
zach
(Thu Aug 25 14:43:32 2005)
I love you Natalie!! and because I love you, I want you to friggin' STOP SMOKING, there are plenty of anti addiction programs out there... so, if ya read this, I can be reached at zachtaryn@shaw.ca. Just send in a quick letter, you know, just to say hi, that would mean soooooo much to me. c ya.
From:
Paul
(Thu Aug 25 17:16:00 2005)
Dazza... you hit the nail on the head...Thick-headed zealous fans et al XD...
Tobacco rep?? LOL as funny as the comic strip itself. And as far as smoking goes I agree with you, sure my aunt died of lung cancer, but every other relative of mine died of heart disease =P
From:
Smokus the Great
(Thu Aug 25 18:40:30 2005)
To parapharze Charles Heston:
Cigarets don't kill ppl, ppl with cigarets do!
I dont get it why ppl smoke it, when it smells so good before is burned..... after you light it is smells like ****
From:
Tinkle the Small
(Thu Aug 25 18:44:41 2005)
Natalie Portman will never read this site *plotting to change that*
Smoking is her choice and hers alone.
The strip is good as always.. keep up the good work!
From:
PsiPhyter
(Fri Aug 26 18:39:06 2005)
Damn man, ur comics rock !! No idea how I landed here. But it's great fun here it seems.
Greetings P
From:
MoRawk
(Fri Aug 26 23:13:30 2005)
haha its a kill.. and i think the theNat look for the comic is excellent, more like "i don't really give a sh*t what you think" look =]..
like PsiPhyter said "Damn man, ur comics rock !! No idea how I landed here. But it's great fun here it seems.
Greetings P".. I agree =P
thnx you guys
From:
nick
(Mon Aug 29 12:10:17 2005)
i really like the "your face here"
From:
Betcha23
(Tue Aug 30 08:09:07 2005)
Yup, good. Anything to make fun of the fun/freedom/personal right Nazi is ok with me.
From:
Sean4life
(Wed Aug 31 18:36:35 2005)
That`s really cool.
From:
rafa
(Wed Aug 31 23:42:54 2005)
yeah this is my favorite i love it
From:
Last Samurai
(Sat Sep 3 04:40:18 2005)
Dazza: The Samurai Fan in the kabuto helmet--Was he in a movie with Nat? Just wanted to hear your reasons for putting him there, if any.
From:
innocent---bystander
(Mon Sep 5 21:56:30 2005)
The artist needs to be praised for the subtle things. And should I be praised for noticing the subtle things? ;]
The sun's reaction to the smoking was cute too [=
Talent: yes... but Natalie seems a little more plain than she obviously isn't...
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Sep 8 20:50:03 2005)
Samurai: He wasn't in the script. It was an addition by Matt but no, there's no Nat-Samurai guy connection.
From:
NoOneCares
(Sun Sep 18 05:36:52 2005)
That is hilarious!!!
From:
Joni
(Tue Sep 20 20:14:32 2005)
hope you dudes don't get suwed for that stuff matt got some big ballz but hey its funny man.and yeah smoking tabacco is bad thats why I smoke different stuff greeetz from holland
From:
flash_smb
(Tue Oct 18 03:47:53 2005)
My mom smokes and i dont hate her. My brother smokes and he's my bestfriend. I got 50 bucks that someone you know smokes and you hang out with them
From:
Palpatine
(Mon Nov 21 03:57:43 2005)
Funny. Although you can't decide her habits. And you can't burn her for them. Maybe this would be a good anti-smoking campaign poster...
From:
Matthias
(Thu Nov 24 00:38:13 2005)
priceless
From:
Naboo Guy
(Mon Feb 27 22:39:08 2006)
Rolling on the floor laughing
From:
Dante
(Tue Apr 11 04:10:23 2006)
Pricelessly amusing. Over the top, as a comic should be. I love the "your face here", too. You guys are great at those subtle details that just make the comic. So humorus. I love Nat, but it does make me sad that she smokes. Please don't die on us, darling!
From:
Karuzela
(Mon May 22 19:52:08 2006)
A crappy habit, but I'm a smoker too^^, and I agree with Dante: pricelessly amusing.
From:
natfreak08
(Sun May 28 20:57:39 2006)
hahaha. very funny. but im not a smoker so im with the people on this one.
From:
Jessica B. Witts
(Thu Jul 20 01:16:50 2006)
Yeah... this one is funny, but I'm a smoker too... so I can't say anything...
From:
Mackie
(Tue Aug 1 21:03:57 2006)
That's funny and sad at the same time...I don't feel that if your a smoker, your a bad person...I'm a smoker too!
From:
Ayuna
(Thu Nov 16 09:07:29 2006)
Супер комикс. Нра.
lol
From:
anonymous
(Thu Nov 23 08:08:11 2006)
does she smoke in real life??!
From:
monica
(Sat Dec 9 03:44:21 2006)
i thought everyone here on the web liked her.not nated.LIKED
From:
matt
(Tue Dec 26 00:35:19 2006)
the last panel should say "YOU'RE" not "YOUR"!!! haha
but anyways this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen!
From:
deerzet (Poland)
(Sun Mar 4 15:14:43 2007)
In Polish: Natka, rzuciłabyś to w cholerę...
In E:It's not funny. My Mother (smoker)died. Cancer...
From:
RHoop
(Tue May 1 12:16:32 2007)
I like the dude with the gun to his head haha.
PS: matt it your is right. you're would imply "you are head here". Your implies ownership.
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