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#9 - My Girl
From:
mojster
(Fri Jun 24 14:39:02 2005)
LOL, this one was great. Keep up the good work!
From:
Nick
(Fri Jun 24 15:19:52 2005)
LOL, that was so good. love the end.
From:
Kathy
(Fri Jun 24 15:57:45 2005)
LOL!! That was so funny!!
From:
Witchy
(Fri Jun 24 16:28:46 2005)
Nice one
From:
joits
(Fri Jun 24 17:57:53 2005)
love it!!
From:
girly
(Fri Jun 24 18:22:30 2005)
hey i loved it. but who is the guy. and how it was ewan. i first thought it was going to be hayden lol
From:
Carmela
(Fri Jun 24 18:44:37 2005)
That was great. The end was so awesome. Hey! How come she gets to see the lightsaber? Lol. Great though!
From:
DAZZA
(Fri Jun 24 19:27:01 2005)
The guy is her boyfriend Liron, who you can see walking behind her at that event. And Ewan was the star of the event, which is why he was in it as well.
From:
beezus
(Fri Jun 24 19:33:01 2005)
damn, this strip has really gone down hill. i'm quite disappointed. you're not funny.
From:
Eve
(Fri Jun 24 20:16:12 2005)
great Comic! Really funny!!
From:
alberto fraga
(Fri Jun 24 20:44:25 2005)
the problem if you had seen the body what about her soul that is what you see what is inside because I saw her soul. Is more that her body.
From:
Hater
(Fri Jun 24 21:54:29 2005)
I hate all of your comics they make Natalie look like some wierdo. You do a horrible job!!!
From:
pete www.littlebigpete.tk
(Fri Jun 24 22:22:49 2005)
funny fucking shit man! keep them coming!
From:
Mr. and Ms. Smith
(Fri Jun 24 23:21:42 2005)
Pure class guys,
you have remained within the boundaries and still be on topic and very funny!
Too Matt, your choreography is way up then the average, congratulations!Let us see more of that stuff!
From:
sad
(Sat Jun 25 07:04:19 2005)
I am really sad to see this is what the NP.com comic has become. I used to love the comic. I've read it since the very first one, so many years ago. This is a disgrace to the comics. I wish you'd go back to the cute and funny comics, not the crude ones.
From:
RC
(Sat Jun 25 08:23:48 2005)
wow..... i really didn't like it.. very dissapointing
From:
DAZZA
(Sat Jun 25 09:59:00 2005)
Its impossible to please everyone. I like the new strips and based on feedback and the poll, most people like them as well. There's never going to be a consensus...I mean hell, there were even people who loved the joke strips.
From:
DAZZA
(Sat Jun 25 10:01:10 2005)
Regarding the new strips being "crude" and the old one's cute, I can't agree. I've always had a slightly adult/naughty sense of humour. Go back and read the old ones, you'll see that there are PLENTY just as "crude" if not more so than this one.
From:
!!
(Sat Jun 25 15:46:51 2005)
this is the funniest one ever! can't see what all the negative feedback is all about. and, hey, "Hater", get a f***** grip, it's a comic, it's not supposed to be the serious, real stories of natalie portman. and, "alberto fraga", i'm sure you have. omg. lol.
From:
Seth
(Sat Jun 25 15:48:22 2005)
That was funny as hell LOL
From:
Tadej
(Sat Jun 25 15:55:21 2005)
I think you're doing a great job on the comics, sure, you can't please everyone, but the comics aren't meant to be realistic or serious, they're meant to make people laugh! And everyone who feels offended on Natalie Portman's behalf - don't be. I'm sure she isn't :)
From:
Amy
(Sat Jun 25 16:34:26 2005)
I wouldn't mind seeing Ewan's lightsaber :)
From:
Marc C.
(Sat Jun 25 16:44:08 2005)
Good stuff, as always!
This version of the comic is certainly not cruder than the other. Just think back to 'Nurse Natalie' who attended that thing for children.
From:
...
(Sat Jun 25 16:52:32 2005)
Is there a possibility to let this guy disappear ??? ^^
From:
play3r
(Sat Jun 25 17:13:50 2005)
so true...keep up the good work DAZZA and MatT. Dont listen to these idiots who think you should change the great formula :)
From:
Nat
(Sat Jun 25 17:45:50 2005)
This strip is horrible
From:
quadrohon
(Sat Jun 25 17:48:24 2005)
i hate comics about natalie.
From:
R4 D5
(Sat Jun 25 17:57:45 2005)
this had to be the bst comic made of Natalie. Keep up the good work.
From:
adam
(Sat Jun 25 19:36:08 2005)
i really think you should use better quality cause i couldnīt even read it, ...
From:
rachel
(Sat Jun 25 21:04:49 2005)
i like them i still sad the it not by the same artist
From:
Pit
(Sat Jun 25 21:26:18 2005)
Matt's comics are great but this one... well the previous one was way better/funnier.
From:
Natalie Nation
(Sat Jun 25 21:38:47 2005)
The comics suck...just talk about Natalie...stop with the stupid offensive humor...
From:
Fan of the comic
(Sat Jun 25 23:00:13 2005)
for the people who are bitching about the new comic and art, get a fucking grip, it's a comic and it's cool Dazza and Matt are doing a great job, and if you don't agree, then let us see you try to do your own.
From:
caliburst
(Sun Jun 26 00:01:23 2005)
I was having a hard time identifying Ewan... I didn't until Natalie identified him, but the light-up board on the poor boyfriends back was MARVELOUS!!! I loved it!
From:
gronval
(Sun Jun 26 02:29:54 2005)
Crude is not the problem The problem is these strips are not FUNNY. They are plain lame! The 'fake' strip of Nat & Charlie going to the moon was hilarious in comparison.
From:
BPR
(Sun Jun 26 03:05:08 2005)
I loved Ewan in this strip!!!!!!!!!! he was soooo funny.
From:
aleros73
(Sun Jun 26 05:01:34 2005)
i jst appreciate this sight. that others worship Nat like me is comforting. She is a GODDESS. The comic strip ROCKS!!!!
From:
annoyed...
(Sun Jun 26 07:50:48 2005)
Some people have no sense of humor. The thing from start to finish was funny. The "lightsaber" joke was the icing on the cake.
From:
Constructive Input
(Sun Jun 26 10:41:55 2005)
Only the content remains unprofessional.
From:
burns
(Sun Jun 26 12:13:47 2005)
The Drawing is awesome, really professional; yet, the storylines are rather confused as well as the speech bubbles. partly you don't understand where to go; but great work though!
From:
Tommy
(Sun Jun 26 13:45:42 2005)
LOL Great job guys again, these comics really brighten up my day :)
From:
Camille Trier
(Sun Jun 26 14:15:40 2005)
Hihi, this one is quite funny. Compared to others I've seen, this one is better. Out of 5 stars it will get 3 and a half. Natalie i beautiful!
From:
DAZZA
(Sun Jun 26 14:32:16 2005)
Constructive - Do you mean the stories, jokes, dialogue etc. is not good or do you mean that "adult" jokes are unprofessional?
Thanks to everyone for all the feedback!
From:
Nathan & Cathy F.
(Sun Jun 26 18:46:30 2005)
"I'm Natalie Portman's boyfriend and yes, I have seen the deepest waters of her soul!!!" Nobody ever bothers to write the strip where some lucky guy gets to wear that sign, do they? We feel a little sad for Natalie sometimes.
From:
So biased...
(Sun Jun 26 21:53:10 2005)
I might be wrong, but why aren't some people understanding that the comment button below is for both people who love or hate the strip. Do you know how much movies/books/etc would suck if their makers only recieved positive feedback?
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That being said...
(Sun Jun 26 21:56:22 2005)
I know for a fact that Liron or most other guys she's dated less than a month, has not yet seen Natalie naked- believe it or not she's not as slutty as some people make her out to be.
From:
DAZZA
(Mon Jun 27 19:25:55 2005)
You know "for a fact"? Wow, you must be Charlie.
And Natalie doesn't have a reputation for being slutty. Not even in the wake of Closer.
From:
Cannelle
(Mon Jun 27 19:34:19 2005)
Waw that's great I love the pervert side of Ewan lol
Is there a way to contact Matt??
From:
Amidaala
(Tue Jun 28 02:06:35 2005)
LOL! The lightsaber comment was great and so like Ewan, but why didn't anybody want to see the thing that made Velvet Goldmine a good movie? Very funny in spite of less Natalie in the new comics.
From:
Matt (the artist of the comic)
(Tue Jun 28 02:10:28 2005)
Hey, I just finished playing splinter cell: chaos theory, cool game.
From:
DAZZA
(Tue Jun 28 12:08:56 2005)
And by "Spinter Cell" you obviously mean "working on the new comic". Right?
;-)
From:
Nicole
(Tue Jun 28 22:43:20 2005)
For something that's free there sure is alot of people who bitch about it, great job Dazza, love the art Matt :)
From:
To Nicole
(Fri Jul 1 08:40:21 2005)
Would you eat a "cow patty" hamburger; or dog feces stew? No?
Well, what if all of the other ingredients are fresh? Still no?
But, what if it's 'free', too? Why are you complaing? It's 'free'.
From:
To Nicole
(Fri Jul 1 08:42:01 2005)
I mispelled the word "complaining". Forgive me.
From:
Nicole
(Fri Jul 1 18:24:34 2005)
you Miss understood what I meant.
Dazza and Matt are fans like us, both guys put their time and talent into the comic for FREE, yet people seem obligated to bitch about it.
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to all Nat's male fans
(Fri Jul 1 18:57:35 2005)
SHE HAS A BOYFIREND AND YOU'R NOT HIM....HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
From:
Chuck-a-roo
(Sun Jul 3 08:43:06 2005)
Where's charlie? And I will get a gang to kill him.....P.s. it won't last
From:
yeah...
(Mon Jul 4 18:09:50 2005)
Sorry Matt & Dazza, but this one is just lacking...oh I don't know...irony, wit, and the humor that used to make me laugh out loud. I liked the first (real) comic of Matt's, but I really miss Nate's stuff a lot...
From:
thechickengod
(Tue Jul 5 04:22:48 2005)
Very funny comic, great work guys.
From:
DAZZA
(Tue Jul 5 21:32:43 2005)
To "yeah...", can't really argue whether you find it witty or humorous BUT Nat telling people her relationship is private while her bf is advertising it (and more) behind her back...well that seems pretty ironic. But what do I know.
From:
Amidaala...again
(Wed Jul 6 03:26:09 2005)
OK. This is a great comic. And Matt's art is really good- it actually looks like Natalie! Oh yeah...and I love the lightsaber comment. Hmm, ya know, maybe the comic needs more Star Wars references. Everybody loves those!
From:
monkey
(Wed Jul 6 13:32:03 2005)
good job guys, great comic.
From:
Natalie Portman
(Wed Jul 6 15:25:21 2005)
I know this will sound weird to you guys, but I've just seen all the comics, and I really love them. It's a nice fan site about me. I don't visit them so often, because of the effection it leaves.
-Natalie
From:
In search of the truth
(Wed Jul 6 15:43:55 2005)
It's pathetic to post under a name suggesting you're Natalie. If Natalie would want to post she would without doubt set it up with the admins to have an exclusive alias which no one could spoof!
From:
Natalie Portman
(Wed Jul 6 15:45:57 2005)
From:
In search of the truth
(Wed Jul 6 15:47:01 2005)
Or is there such a system in use?
From:
In search of the truth
(Wed Jul 6 15:53:18 2005)
"Q : Are you in contact with Natalie?
A : This is a fan made site, not an official one. So, no, we don't have any contact with Natalie."
Implicates that there isn't.. :/ Any comments?
From:
Ares
(Thu Jul 7 00:41:06 2005)
nice job guys...loved the ewan thing
From:
jasmine
(Thu Jul 7 02:32:14 2005)
hhahahaha its so funny!
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To the (probably false) Natalie Portman post above
(Thu Jul 7 03:08:15 2005)
I'm surprised that, as a Harvard graduate, you spelled and used the word "effect" wrong. It's funny, since in interviews you always speak proper english...
From:
Kris (one of the admins)
(Thu Jul 7 15:25:39 2005)
Considering her agent has this comment-feature we all like on her laundry list of "reasons not to do business with NP.com", I seriously doubt Natalie would post anything here.
From:
In search of the truth
(Thu Jul 7 21:59:38 2005)
You might as well post under "Anonymous232" Kris, if you are Kris. The comment feature is great in my oppinion, but the quality of comments wont rise until people are held responsible for what they say, it being tied to their registered handle...
From:
Nield Rankosa
(Fri Jul 8 15:46:56 2005)
Meh. You should implement a feature that logs the IP addresses/hostmasks of people who comment. Makes it easy to tell if it really was Natalie or not (which it probably wasn't).
From:
In search of the truth
(Fri Jul 8 20:24:24 2005)
So you're telling me that you know Natalies IP? And that she is using just one which isn't dynamic? And also that it wont be extremely easy to spoof it if publicly known?
IP logs will not do the trick, registering and logging in might though.
From:
NAT LVR
(Fri Jul 8 23:18:08 2005)
Hey man this one was great!
From:
Nield Rankosa
(Sun Jul 10 22:35:30 2005)
IP logging itself is somewhat useless. But, get the hostmask, and you get the ISP of the person who posts. Track the IP through the hostmask and you can get a very specific location. Done it before.
From:
In search of the truth
(Mon Jul 11 19:22:53 2005)
I'm just saying that anyone with half a brain could find and use proxyservers to fake their own address and post under different names, and with a full brain one could spoof an html post using an alleged "Nat-IP"...
From:
azumi@gmx.de
(Sun Jul 17 20:03:02 2005)
The drawing is awesome :), the story is nice. Only the advertise text (on the back of Nat's alleged boyfriend) are in a wrong 'perspective'... I have edit this, maybe you like it: http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1356/npcomic9fixed9ou.jpg
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azumi@gmx.de
(Sun Jul 17 20:39:19 2005)
I changed the advertise ending... :)
http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2275/npcomic9b6td.jpg
What do you think about it?
From:
Isott
(Sun Jul 17 22:57:43 2005)
I think it's a nice try, but not really that logical or funny since he would have been wearing it all night and your text on it kind of only applies to when he leaves. Unless he's got some kind of Stephen Hawking setup with the sign, it doesn't quite make sense.
From:
azumi@gmx.de
(Mon Jul 18 16:02:22 2005)
@Isott
Maybe I should remove the 'now'...
From:
Marcio Pilatti - Brazil
(Mon Jul 18 17:38:37 2005)
It's amazing!! Congratulations for all the NP comics!
I loved it!
Natalie is the most fantastic girl of the world!
From:
MoRawk
(Wed Jul 20 07:52:49 2005)
hehe, great !..
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Jul 21 13:57:07 2005)
Heh, Isott, I can't quite make out your point. The gag was simply that he has to somehow tell the world that he's dating Nat and since she (like in real life) doesn't like talking about it, he has to come up with another way.
From:
Isott
(Fri Jul 22 09:32:10 2005)
Well in azumis version the text isn't as outrageous and funny, also not as thought through. I tried to narrow the reason down in my post but maybe I failed, the feeling of the altered text is just not right in my opinion. There should be a way to remove the sexual part without making it less funny.
From:
Hehe
(Sun Jul 24 21:03:51 2005)
I sort of remember this site saying that the stuff Liron said inspired this comic. I was wondering what did he say? I might be remembering a different site though...
From:
Randall
(Sun Jul 24 22:54:58 2005)
Im sooooooooooooooo ready for a new comment, this one was the shiizle :-P
From:
Spanky LaRue
(Tue Jul 26 23:00:02 2005)
Wow that comic was... really, really lame. Congratulations on being not funny. You really must've tried to be that not funny.
From:
Danicus Rex
(Tue Jul 26 23:58:05 2005)
Wow... stop commenting on how "not funnyz' it is. if you don't like it, don't read it. I for one, find it hilarious. I don't see everyone's problem... Like it? read it. dont like it? go away.
From:
DAZZA
(Wed Jul 27 16:20:11 2005)
Liron just basically admitted that they were dating when asked.
From:
"Natalie Portman"
(Wed Jul 27 19:47:18 2005)
hahahahaahahahaha, that was so funny! It started something. It was just a silly joke, I was bored. But of cause it wasn't Natalie herself... As one of you beautifully said... She would be spelling perfectly... So, sorry!
From:
nataliesfuturebf
(Mon Aug 8 14:37:08 2005)
ive seen alot of funny stuff but this wuz great
From:
Mr.Chicken
(Thu Aug 11 22:04:45 2005)
Ahoj vim,ze mi tady nikdo nerozumi,ale to je jedno.odepiste kdo mi rozumel chci zjisti kolik tady je Čechu. :D dik Mr.Chicken
From:
Susana
(Fri Aug 12 05:59:05 2005)
I find it really funny. Thanks!
From:
Alex
(Wed Aug 17 00:02:58 2005)
LOL! that lightsaber dude is funny, but i hate all the damn bf's in the comics
From:
deformed greenbean
(Fri Aug 19 00:20:25 2005)
wonderful, that so would happen too. you are my hero both of you keep it going and never stop til you drop! lol
From:
Natalie
(Sun Aug 28 13:29:20 2005)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU, i am angry!!!!!!!!!!
From:
Robert
(Wed Aug 31 07:19:28 2005)
Were you get the ideas for this Comic strips?
From:
Sean4life
(Wed Aug 31 23:23:18 2005)
You`re the best,and your comics are the best ever.
From:
Harvard graduate?
(Sat Sep 3 05:06:57 2005)
I didn't know Natalie was a Harvard Graduate. Thanks for the info..
Does "effection" mean "the effect produced?" (If it was a word)
From:
DAZZA
(Thu Sep 8 20:57:45 2005)
Robert, this idea came from an actual event that Nat attended. In the pics from the event you could see Liron walking behind her. And during the event Nat was asked about her love life and she denied it while Liron was asked and apparently he admitted the relationship.
From:
NoOneCares
(Sun Sep 18 05:20:07 2005)
Thats is f-in FUNNY!!!! LOL!
"and yes, I have seen her naked!!!"
LOL!!! OMG!
From:
manhobravo alberto
(Sat Oct 1 14:15:52 2005)
I know that a lot of men want to date Nat and they purpose is for her beauty I don't agree for me she is more than that and I want to continue dreaming because her soul is more interesting than her phisical atraction. Lets see who has that feelings of Nat> Love Alberto
From:
flash_smb
(Tue Oct 18 03:44:44 2005)
Alberto, i dont even know what to say. I am proud of you though since you didnt give out your damn email.
From:
LMAO
(Wed Nov 30 22:35:53 2005)
LMAO xD
From:
Palpatine
(Tue Dec 6 03:26:00 2005)
DRUNK EWAN!!! I love it! Sexy Drunk Ewan!!!!
From:
keepitshaved37
(Wed Apr 19 20:49:29 2006)
aww yea. nat is soooooooo hot wit a shaved head. Ewan is an ass
From:
Karuzela
(Mon May 22 19:27:48 2006)
I shamelessly admit that I am an obnoxious fan of Ewan McGregor ;) seems the boy got carried away :D
From:
Jessica B. Witts
(Thu Jul 20 01:12:47 2006)
Tee hee... funny...
From:
Ayuna
(Thu Nov 16 09:11:15 2006)
hahaha
very FUNNY =))
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From:
monica
(Sat Dec 9 03:41:18 2006)
LOL!
From:
Charlotte
(Thu Mar 22 16:37:46 2007)
I was in Guys and Dolls two weeks ago. I was a creeper in the 'Hot Box' night club. Backstage the girls refused to look at me because I scared them so badly. I would like to thank Clive for giving me my inspiration.
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