John Kerry Ruins PORTMANIA

By June 10, 2004Site-news

it’s over.

NO UPDATES FOREVER. THANKS TO JOHN KERRY.

To explain:

i had the whole update all done and then dazza says “HEY here’s something to add!” and he gives me this creepy link and instead of opening in the window IT WAS SUPPOSED TO. it opens in this window here where my update is AND WIPES IT OUT.

THE LINK (sent in by EMILY, who i hold nothing against): JOHN KERRY!!!! i guess natalie will be at an event sometime.

a quote:

“VIP reception includes desserts with Natalie Portman”

bush is a moron and kerry is a party pooper. you can’t trust anyone these days.

ALL THAT HARD WORK! DOWN THE DRAIN.

and the second most important part of the update is these reviews of Garden State from Rotten Tomatoes Forums

and then there was this article that was sent in by Zoe about how good natalie looks these days.

okay. i’ll try to update with everything else later tonight. in the meantime VOTE FOR NADER. Screw those other boobs.

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