DAY FOUR GUYS. and i think this is the half way point.
AND ONLY ONE DAY until Our Girlfriend turns 24. that is TWO DOZEN.
Let’s start with the PORTMANIA Movie of the DAY!
COLD MOUNTAIN
EAT YOUR BABIES!
TODAY we are dedicating our PORTMANIA to PENGUINS. and maybe the rest of the week. WHY NOT!?
Penguins are the BACKBONE of PORTMANIA. 7.
also. the Penguins have written a New Poll.
and here are the results of the OLD ONE.
Question: How can we make the site better? (1015 votes)
If it ain’t broken, why fix it? 34.38% (349)
Completely new design. 17.54% (178)
More special-features (Editorials, comics, Interviews with the Staff…) 16.85% (171)
More news, less talk 14.68% (149)
Keep the design but update the graphics 11.33% (115)
Faster server. 4.24% (43)
Well. if you keep up with your Nat News you’d know that the Anne Frank Anniversary was last night which Natalie was supposed to attend. and we’re all waiting for pictures. BUT. while there seem to be pics of most of the celebs attending, nothing yet about Nat… Perhaps she couldn’t make it? WHAT’S THE DEAL, BALDY?!
NEW NEWS UPDATE!
Pics of Nat on the set of V Taken yesterday. so that’s why she didn’t show up!! hooray for New Pics.
Very special thanks to MELISSA!! thanks!
Next Cal has found an Article about Free Zone. and they have some nice comments about NAT. seems you need to have subscription to read it though. WHAT’S THE DEAL, JPOST?!
Thirdly we have a script review of V for Vendetta by a guy who works for Marvel. you’ll have to Scroll down a bit to read it. Thanks to Rikki.
DAZZA butting in here. The above review by JMS (or “God” for all you B5 fans) is INCREDIBLY positive and a must read.
Interesting fact: Penguins do not have backbones. And they glow neon green at night. Like Natalie.
GET OUT DAZZA! no. i guess he’s right. i forgot to mention those things. The penguins don’t like to advertise the no backbone thing.
alright. now the Penguins are getting antsy. they want WALLPAPERS. well. i aim to please.
First from Sak are Two Birthday Cards for Natalie.
Wepeel sent in Natalie winking at us
guinevere_naberrie went CRAZY and made this crazy thing!!!@@#%$%@!!
Catherine is now our PORTMANIA publicist. aside from writing on bathroom walls and starting PORTMANIA chain letters she’s now made this banner for everyone to plast all over the internet. YEAH.
Now normally this is where the Daily PORTMANIA artwork by Avion would go. but things got MESSED UP. So. hopefully tomorrow we’ll have at least TWO things by him.
Now it’s time for Avion’s PORTMANIA ARTWORK.
first his cat, Giuliano, is very upset with PORTMANIA and is probably one of the people that voted to exchange his shirt.
here Giuliano explains his feelings:
and next Avion sends in a pic of Nat at the concert he met her at.
okay. the Penguins say it’s time to go. and i must obey them. you don’t know the POWER of the Penguins.
BUT BEFORE WE GO! i’m reminding everyone that Tomorrow is of course the 9th of June. and it’s TIME, HOMEY. OMNIBUS!
PORTMANIA WILL NOT BE STOPPED!