It’s Pasha b***h

I’m back! Dazza has gone away again for a very, very long time. Just kidding. There are some new high res pictures of Natalie and Nathan in TriBeCa yesterday and I would have made Dazza post them but he’s probably asleep or ironing his gay pirate costume or something.

Here they are, thanks to MisterFader, my new hero.

“I’m too sexy”
“I think we’re lost”
“Now our only way out is a cab”
“I don’t need a cab, I know where we are”
“See, that’s that street”
“Um…ok…maybe not that street”
“But it’s definitely some other street”
“Ok,I’m lost”
Those birds are actually really cool
“Good job, pretty boy. I’ll hail the cab.”

I hope my comeback was slightly better than Britney’s.