Amo was inspired by the wackiness of PORTMANIA to come up with her own wacky tribute to Natalie. What Amo has done is to use confectionery to mimic Natalie related imagery. Instead of telling you guys what each image represents, I thought I’d give you a chance to guess in the comments section.
They’ll start off quite easily and get progressively more difficult. Some will be literal recreations and others will be more impressionistic. Good luck!
Sanjiro's final Portmania update will land (with a thud? with a splash? with a hallelujah?) later today, but I felt like we needed to have a birthday post up on…
okay. so i kind of forgot.
DAY 3 OF PORTMANIA 13!!
I meant to make this update hours ago but i started watching Natalie on Letterman clips for inspiration and then THE DAY WENT BY.
but things i did do. made a list of Natalie Portman movies I haven’t seen:
My Blueberry Nights
Goya’s Ghosts
The Other Boleyn Girl
Free Zone
Brothers
Black Swan
No Strings Attached
Your Highness
The Other Woman
Hesher
ate three times.
looked up all the Grand Theft Auto games on wikipedia.
drew a picture of A BEAR.
NOW WHAT?!
The guys at Slate have put together a customizable graph that allows you to map the careers of actors and directors. The data used is from the Rotten Tomatoes site,…
A blogger had a chance encounter with Natalie and Ben at the Stone Barns Farmer’s Market. I’m going to include the full passage after the jump, but here are the highlights.
– Natalie is pregnant.
– Natalie is beautiful.
– Ben has a French accent.
– Nat and Ben bought a large blueberry galle for a dinner party that they would attend that evening.
– Dinner party was almost certainly plausibly likely to be in celebration of Portmania.
– Thus, henceforth, blueberry galle will be the official food of PORTMANIA, replacing the previous official food – cheese.
– What is blueberry galle anyway?
Read the full account after the jump.
DAY 2 OF PORTMANIA 13
what can be done?!?! nothing but having a good time and drinking from the keg.
THIS JUST IN…the keg is done. POLITICAL DISCUSSION TIME.
i think that most people don’t realize that the thing to do is to… um… to fix the state of affairs for today we should… uh… SARAH PALIN IS AN IDIOT.
being thirty is hard…..BUT A NEW KEG HAS ARRIVED. so on with PORTMANIA 13 day 2 of four part one of six.
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Slow thy breathing, it’s not a baby announcement. Natalie and Benjamin are supporting the movement to allow gay people to have the same fundamental right to marriage as everyone else. OnTop Magazine has the article and I’ve pasted the statement that was released on their behalf.
“Natalie Portman and her fiance, Benjamin Millepied, are in love, and believe all loving couples should be able to share in the freedom to marry without discrimination. That’s why today they are joining the more than 100,000 people on Freedom to Marry’s Say, ‘I Do’ Open Letter calling on President Obama to do the right thing and become part of America’s majority for marriage,” said Freedom to Marry President Evan Wolfson in a statement.
It can’t get any worse, folks.
PORTMANIA 13 starts today! right now. this MINUTE. and it’s already been a whole year since last PORTMANIA. we called it 12. what happened last time? i don’t remember. it’s probably better that way. but what’s happened since is Natalie getting pregnant and then getting engaged. and then winning an oscar. and then a pulitzer prize for PUNCHING. ONE OF THOSE IS MADE UP!
we’ll get started with this PORTMANIA in a few moments with you clicking a MORE button. and there will be more. fair warning. if you do not wish to click the more button I can hardly blame you…
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