It's Christmas time boys and girls and that means drinking is okay. because Booze is what christmas is all about. My dad is so into the christmas spirit he's beating…

I was just deciding that i wouldn't do an update today because DAZZA made two. but then he's all like "Sanjiro will do an update later!" who the hell does…

i can't do the Sanjiro's Corner thing tonight because i'm being called into my job. BUT. if i get home early enough i'll do it later tonight. OR tomorrow. IT…

so what if it's TWO days late. i'm not counting. Today we're going to study Natalie Portman's face. If you haven't noticed she's pretty beautiful. and i'll put up a…

I shot my load. Two weeks ago i put up all the Letterman appearances in November. where they all talk about Thanksgiving. and now it's the week of thanksgiving and…

CONTEST. who gets the quote in the header will win... NOTHING. but we'll both be cool. Today is Beautiful Girls Day. so we will have pictures and interviews about Beautiful…

It is November. and that means that it's cold outside. so put on your jackets. and your MITTENS. first i have kind of news. if you wanted to go to…

DAZZA says i have to make a great update tonight to make up for last week's being SO BAD. But i say screw that! You're lucky i made one at…