it's the Fourth of JULY. and DAZZA has left leaving me and Pasha in charge which is a big mistake because we're gonna be the most charming updaters of all…

DAY FINAL FINAL DAY.seven days of love and acceptance ends today with the celebration of Natalie Portman's 26th Birthday party! WE DID IT! and of course we couldn't have done…

DAY SIX. sun is shining in the sky! there's not a cloud in sight. that must mean it's DAY six of PORTMANIA NINE. and so. well. i don't know anymore.…

DAY FIVE. YES. apostrophes are back! and we couldn't be happier. well, maybe a little happier. This PORTMANIA update has NO NINES! i don't get it. Those of you participating…

DAY THREE. or FOUR! you decide. PORTMANIA number nine keeps going and i can't stop it! well almost. YESTERDAY i wrote up a whole PORTMANIA report and then it wouldn't…

Day TWO. pigs and donkeys unite! PORTMANIA 9 keeps going. and check up top. brishen has made a PORTMANIA BANNER. we're official! and today is monday so that must mean…

DAY ONE. folks, it's time for another week of peace, love and understanding. a week celebrating Natalie's birthday and all things natalie in general. and sometimes french fries. we call…

seems like lots of nat news around about now. and so i have to make an update. i guess most of you are watching Spider-man 3. i'm not. HA. first…