Early update cos this is some biiig news. Firstly, AICN has another review for Cold Mountain and it’s extremely positive. He mentions Natalie but doesn’t go into specifics.
But later in the review he goes into some spoilers and does a checklist, here’s a portion of it…
Now for a quicker recap of the good stuff.
Roster heads being pulled off. Check
Goats throat sliced. Check
Creepy albino bad guy. Check
Portman boob. Check, Check and Check
Kidman butt. Check
4 way with a priest. Check
Head shots. Check
Jack White from the “White Stripes.” Check (He is actually good in the movie)
Oh…my…god. And why did he check it 3 times?
The movie sounds good. The boob will be great. Best. Day. Ever.