Email fun…

Here’s a stupid question: What kind of foundation (makeup) did Natalie Portman wear in National Treasure? Or, alternatively, who was the makeup artist on that film?

Me: “Yeah, that was pretty stupid. She’s not in National Treasure.”

Okay, I’m stupid. Now I have two questions: What was the name of the actress in National Treasure, and what kind of foundation did she wear?

Sometimes I feel like Tim. Like I’ve stepped off onto the wrong planet.