Beliefnet have done their own fantasy casting for a hypothetical Genesis: The Motion Picture. Natalie was chosen to play Eve, opposite Brad Pitt’s Adam. But those choices are almost sane compared to Owen Wilson as Able, Danny Glover as Noah and Adam Sandler as Jacob.

We were tempted to stunt-cast Brangelina for creation’s first couple, but let’s face it: Angelina Jolie is a little too sultry to have been hatched so early in creation. So we’re going with Portman, who can express innocence, seduction, guilt, and pain–all with a single bat of an eye.

I know the character of God is usually played off screen but if he does make an appearance, I would like to make my own casting suggestion.