Here are another bunch of smaller news items that are better served by being lumped together.

– The Spoof take on Natalie’s role of poop cleaner. Cute.

– Speaking of crap, this is one of the more original compliments I’ve ever heard.

Janeane Garofalo, who enumerated the number of pills she’d taken that day (including “four or five Lyricas and at least four vike-a-doodles”) before wandering off on a slippery stream-of-consciousness about being so much older than her fanbase and how Natalie Portman is so porcelain-doll perfect that she contends she’s never taken a shit.

– Betting Choice have odds on the next Bond girl and Natalie comes in at 10-1. Top of the list is Freida Pinto (from Slumdog Millionaire) and Jennifer Aniston (from People Magazine), who would be the worst damn choice ever. Give it to Carice van Houten for crying out loud.