Just a couple tidbits tonight. The theme: life!

– Natalie has been nominated for the ALIVE Awards and normally I have no problem with Natalie being up for awards but dammit, I’m alive too. What gives?

As it turns out, the awards are there to honour celebrities who distinguish themselves by contributing to health and environmental causes.

The two day event takes place on June 29-30 and Natalie is nominated for the movie star and beauty categories.

– And stand up, Janeane Garofalo, mentions Natalie again in this new article.

“I would like to say yes to life. But that’s not really me.” She closed with a story about running into Natalie Portman in an elevator, focused almost entirely on how tiny Portman is. “I would say yes to life if I was Natalie Portman,” she concluded.