Day 3 of PORTMANIA is here! It’s now! It’s happening!

Our 25 year anniversary, the 27th PORTMANIA, and the celebration of Natalie’s 44th birthday continues once more! So let’s get on with the nonsense…

It’s another wonderful day in PORTMANIA! So what can we do today besides eating candy and staying up late?

We can look at pictures of Natalie Portman trying to sit in chairs.

As you can see in the PORTMANIA picture above, Natalie can’t sit in a chair normally. It’s impossible! So this PORTMANIA we’re digging deep and we’re going to find out WHY!

Let’s take a look:

Here she is sitting sideways.  I don’t know how comfortable it is.

This looks more comfortable at least. BUT still..

She just doesn’t take this seriously at all.

She’s not even trying anymore!

A classic backwards sitting move. Popularized by The Fonz on Happy Days.

This one might have been caused by the pants. Slippery.

That’s not even a chair!

She has a spine, right? We’ve checked for that?

Now, that’s almost normal. She’s finally done it!

Oh what the hell?

So what does this mean?  What can we take from all this?  And what does it mean for the future?

I think she knows how to sit in a chair correctly, she just refuses to. It’s because she has a streak of rebellion. She’s not sitting on no damn chair like a normal person!

That’s what PORTMANIA is all about! So go out there today and sit upside down on a chair and say “This is PORTMANIA!” Just don’t get thrown out of the restaurant or whatever.

And so we’ll end day 3 there.  But one more day remains! And it’s the most important one! Natalie’s birthday! So come back tomorrow and we’ll talk about it!

PORTMANIA is the sound of the future!