Celebrate PORTMANIA!

it’s the never right, always late, slightly boring, no good very bad PORTMANIA! DAY 3! and Guess what that means! 6981!

The DAY of BIRTH of the Star of PORTMANIA 21 is HERE! 38 years ago Natalie Portman was born! we’re pretty sure this happened. and we’re pretty sure today is the DAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!

Let’s get to it!

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PORTMANIA? Nein Danke!

DAY 2! of PORTMANIA 21! How can we contain the excitement?! you should be used to it by now BECAUSE Everyday is PORTMANIA inside your body!!

I’m sorry I talked about your body.

Let’s get this day started!

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PORTMANIA Begins Again

The time has come for the most fantastical PORTMANIA Part 21 to START!

That’s right! The ever increasing disappointment of PORTMANIA continues for one more year!

Natalie’s birthday being this Sunday we’re bringing you three fun filled days of gratuitous praise for notre déesse! AND ALSO fact-filled looks to the past in PORTMANIA HISTORY! Join us, won’t you?

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PORTMANIA FIRST

Day 5 of PORTMANIA 20 is HERE! It's 6981!! AND IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!! So Here is a Birthday video!! We're pretty sure we got all…

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PREMIUM PORTMANIA!

What's up PORTMANIANS! It's Day 4 of our preposterous, absurd, bizarre, crazy, fanciful, fantastic (also fantastical), foolish, insane, nonsensical, unreal, wild Journey to Natalie's Birthday. It was 23 years ago…

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