Try PORTMANIA

Try PORTMANIA
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DAY 2 of PORTMANIA 18 is ready to go. and i’m sure most of you don’t care either way!

so let’s start it all off with this wonderful PORTMANIA magazine cover for June 2016!

BY RACHEL.

 

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that looks like the woman who’s ready to become the 45th president of the United States of America to me. (more…)

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PORTMANIA BEGINS.

PART 18.

PORTMANIA starts today!! but don’t worry! It’s only five days!! we can get through this together!

This year in PORTMANIA Natalie Portman turns 35. As mentioned last year, this makes her qualified to run for president of the United States. and since PORTMANIA is 18 it can actually vote for her!

And So NataliePortman.com proudly presents:

NATALIE PORTMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!

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I thought last year maybe we should wait until the 2020 election, but I don’t think we can wait. There might not be an Earth left in 2020.

we’ll discuss more inside. AFTER The JUMP.
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Portmania – After Dark

  Portmania turns 18 this year, which means sex, drugs and voting for anyone other than Donald Trump. In other news, Natalie will be turning 35, which still blows my…

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Mathilda Drawing

  A big thanks to Sanji for bringing the Portmania fire once again. I have to take a lot of the blame for the lack of fanart. It has been…

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#PORTMANIA

DAY 7 of PORTMANIA 17 is also JUNE 9th!

WHICH MEANS IT’S JOHNNY DEPP’S BIRTHDAY!!

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WHAT?! someone else’s birthday?!?! who could it be?!!

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NATALIE F’N PORTMAN!

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That’s right. ANA made a new Birthday Wallpaper for everyone to enjoy!

now Let’s get things started on this Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, NATALIETATIONAL!!

This Is What We Call PORTMANIA!

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The Other PORTMANIA

Day FIVE of PORTMANIA 17 is today!

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Quesse made this wallpaper! he’s attended PORTMANIA every year. more or less. there was that one time we had to change venues to be cheaper and, like a lot of people, he skipped out that year. but anyway I can excuse his mix-up of how many PORTMANIA’S there have been. and who can blame him? there’s 17 of them for crying out loud.

but enough of that. he calls his piece “PORTMANIA Submission #1”. WHICH I hope means there’ll be a #2!! because we have nothing ELSE!!!!!

OH MY GOSH. I remember brushing my teeth this morning but I can’t remember if I flossed or not.
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