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day 4 of PORTMANIA is June 9th! the last Day of PORTMANIA 19 which is, of course, NATALIE'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NATALIE PORTMAN! Birthday cake for EVERYONE! Today she turns…

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PORTMANIA is painless

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DAY Three of PORTMANIA! Let's do the Charlie Awards first! The first Category for today is Best Wallpaper and the winner is from Celina! EXTRAORDINARY, Celina! you must be a…

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PORTMANIA is better than you!

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It's PORTMANIA 19 in 2017 that takes over 4 days when Natalie turns 36! it's true natalie will be 36 on friday and so to celebrate we'll do PORTMANIA! I…

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Adios Portmania

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  Thanks to Sanjiro for Portmania 18 and here's to Natalie hopefully enjoying a great 35th birthday. It was a bit too late for the final day but regular contributor,…

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PORTMANIA Birthday Party Extravaganza Forever!!

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DAY 5 of PORTMANIA is here!! and It’s Natalie’s Birthday! 6981.

Happy Birthday Natalie Portman!!

Portmania (2)th

ANA! came back to save the world with the above picture. she didn’t have to do it alone.

Because RACHEL returns as well!


and together we have solved all the worlds problems and never again have to worry about anything except for long lines in public bathrooms at sporting events.

TODAY. is the never-ending party that ends in about 7 minutes and 27 seconds. we will take tests on our Natalie knowledge. find out Facts that we don’t know and Recycling!!

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Welcome, Portmaniacs!! DAY 4 of PORTMANIA is now. and it’s wonderful!

I have articles and lists and INTERVIEWS with husbands!

BUT FIRST. we’ll start with a PORTMANIAN wallpaper by Rachel the Gorgeous.


but she didn’t stop there, cause she never does, Rachel is the baddest badass that there ever was.

so here’s NUMBER 2.



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something, something, PORTMANIA

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it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! and today we’ll talk about ninja turtles and WOMAN POWER!

BUT FIRST! the wonderful Ana comes in with a sensational PORTMANIA wallpaper about GETTING GUNS.


Thank you ANA! it wouldn’t be PORTMANIA without you.

now on to ninja turtles, female empowerment symbols, Iranian Natalie Portmans and MORE!!!


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