PORTMANIA day 2 starts now, baby! Or day 38 if we had done the original plan. But not everything works the way we planned… ISN’T THAT RIGHT, 2020???!!!
We can get the day started with viewer mail!
There was none.
Well, maybe we can do one of the activites I planned for months!
You didn’t do anything. You’re lazy.
OKAY! Maybe we can show some of the Crazy Natalie News!
There is none.
WHAT THE HELL, MAN!
Don’t blame me. It’s not my fault.
You’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry. It’s no one’s fault. That’s actually the PORTMANIA slogan!
Time for a Natalie Portman FACT!
NATALIE FACT! (WARNING: Natalie Facts are presented as originally created. They may contain outdated cultural depictions. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.) Natalie is a Spirit from the fairy realm!!!!
IT’S TRUE. Her parents found her in the park and took her home with them. And then they found she could do magical things like find the TV remote easily and always know when to stop the microwave popcorn exactly on time. The fairy people were kind of pissed because they can never find their remote controls and always have burnt popcorn. BUT SUCH IS LIFE FAIRY PEOPLE! This is what happens when you leave babies in parks.
She can also parallel park pretty good, but the fairy people don’t really care about that power.
Now that PORTMANIA 23 has dropped off a cliff, it’s time for DAY 2 to end!
BUT don’t worry Portman ADDICTS! PORTMANIA Returns tomorrow for DAY 3! IT’S A CYCLE!
PORTMANIA Comes To Those Who Wait!