Free PORTMANIA
For those who want it.
Well now it’s Day 2 of PORTMANIA 17,
yesterday we talked about …. I don’t remember what we talked about. but nothing will prepare you for what SURPRISES await you on this FABULOUS PORTMANIA DAY! you only have to click MORE to find out!!!!! PLEEEAAASSSEE????
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IT’S OUR PORTMANIA!!
AND WE’LL DANCE IF WE WANT TO.
34 years in the making….PORTMANIA 17
STARTS TODAY!
and it ends next Tuesday – Natalie Portman’s BIRTHDAY!
and PORTMANIA is the week long celebration where KINDNESS, EQUALITY and RATIONALITY rule.
EVERYONE KNOWS ALL OF THAT!
but what you may not know is that thousands of Natalie Portman fans go each year without PORTMANIA. because their internet SUCKS. What can you do to help these poor people?
…. click more to find out.
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Portmania XVII
Portmania—our annual week-long celebration of our namesake's birthday—is quickly approaching. It would be awesome if any of you Natalie fans out there can contribute fanworks to celebrate the occasion.…
Tidbits
A big thanks to Sanjiro for bringing the fun...crazy...crazy fun once again for us Natalie fans. I shall now ease you back to reality with some mini news items.…
HAPPY PORTMANIA!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NATALIE PORTMAN!
day 7 of PORTMANIA IS NOW. IN
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The triumphant return of ANA! SHE also made this Crossword PUZZLE.
can you get all the words? DAZZA will put up the complete wallpaper TOMORROW!! the DAY AFTER PORTMANIA!! *sob*
MORE NEWS INSIDE. FOR REALS!
PORTMANIA goes all the way!
boy oh boy! DAY 6 OF PORTMANIA 16 is HERE.
AND we get to start with TWO new pieces of artwork!
FIRST Another poster from Celina!
and Ana RETURNS with a wallpaper of 32 Natalies all laughing at US!!
is there anything else worth reading in this Newest of PORTMANIA updates? quite honestly, no. but you’ll HAVE TO CLICK TO BE SURE!!
POARTMANIA DE JOUR
so we’re on DAY FIVE. that means after today there’s only TWO DAYS LEFT to get your PORTMANIA shopping done.
a new poster from Celina!
come inside and look at what I wrote. it’s gonna be about sons and cats. (more…)