My Blueberry PORTMANIA

By June 6, 2015Site-news

You’ll see a smilin’ face, a fireplace, a cozy room

DAY 4! and now the pic of the day by ANA!

Portmania (2) (2)th

yes. we do wear underwear during PORTMANIA! we’re classy that way.

what more can there BE?!?!?

there really isn’t any more so we’ll just go straight to the PORTMANIA MOVIE OF THE DAY (that I haven’t seen)


My Blueberry Nights starring Natalie Portman as a poker player named Leslie. the film came out in 2007. and I don’t know if anyone actually saw it. I think it has decent reviews. but reading the plot on Wikipedia it seems that Natalie’s character loses her poker game and has to give her car to the main character and then asks for her car back when her dad dies.

and that has to be the reason it didn’t do well! i’m not going to pay money to watch Natalie Portman LOSE AT POKER.

here’s a picture of her look in the film.


which I think she looks pretty great! and here’s another pic of her with sunglasses!


and having seen these pictures, you can now agree with me that if they ever put Boom-Boom in one of the X-Men movies they need to cast Natalie!


you really don’t know how hard it was to find a image of Boom-Boom of how I remember her from the comics. seriously she has like 2000 different looks.

but anyway….

This PORTMANIA we’ve already discussed cats and dogs. what else is there?

HATS AND FROGS!?! why not?


Could Natalie possibly hate these things?! Has Natalie ever been seen with a Frog?! or with Hats!?!

well actually YES. the movie Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium starring our own Natalie Portman has a cameo from Kermit the Frog (the most famous frog) and in the story the little boy collects all kinds of hats. so hats and frogs. a PORTMANIA MIRIACLE!

Natalie: Pro-Frog and likes Hats. HOORAY!!

Let’s end DAY FOUR there! TOMORROW we’ll have another unseen movie and maybe another controversy to dismiss!



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  • jordy says:

    Keppeke, it’s n ot completely necesairy to wair underwair… It’s a personal choice, as long as the Portmanians are enjoying themselves… xxx . Have a nice Sunday x

  • jesslv74 says:

    Natalie didn’t have a starring role in My Blueberry nights, though I think she did a great job. She just kinda popped up during the travels Norah Jones, who was the main female lead.

  • jesslv74 says:

    That should be My Blueberry Nights (forgot to capitalize the N).