if you’re happy and you know it


Mario sent in a cute quote from the yummy Jessica Alba. Its in the latest Rolling Stone Mag.

She is good-humored about the scrutiny, but she confesses the one-note quality of it all is starting to wear her out. “The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid,” Alba says as she climbs a hill, panting slightly. “I get all these screenplays that start, ‘Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.’ ” She sighs, then laughs a tired laugh. “I don’t think this is happening to Natalie Portman.”

I’m afraid to say that you’re wrong Jessica. I’ve sent several scripts to Natalie that involve water running down her naked body. In fact one of them was even titled “Being Natalie Portman’s Wet Perky Breasts”…it was a courtroom drama.

Kris added a press junket video from Closer that was sent in by Steve. It’s from a show called Kicking It and features the lovely Nat and an obnoxious interviewer. Save target as.

Nick and Dan want to let us know that www.allocine.fr has changed the french release of Free Zone to November 16, the same day V for Vendetta opens. The IMDB is also reporting a limited release of December 16.

Jonathan found a little tidbit on the IMDB trivia page for Batman Begins. Apparently Katie Holmes beat Nat to the role. My memory is awful…were there ever rumours of her being up for it? I only remember the Superman rumour.

And now for some submissions.

Phoebe removed the text from a great old pic of Nat wishing she was a tree.

Shassy sent in two wallpapers. Click here and here.

And lastly, Barry sent his two Evey wallpapers again but using the newer promo pic. Click here and here.

Oh and FYI, the public pic battle is going to start very soon. Perhaps even before I finish this update…

…ok, not that soon but soon enough.