Here come the sharks

By March 25, 2009Nat-news

This report of Natalie and Sean Penn having dinner (along with 3 other people) was like throwing chum into the sea. That article was pretty subtle about their accusation. But Star Magazine doesn’t do subtle.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”

“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains – and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

While I can’t say it didn’t happen (I wasn’t there. I was playing ping pong with Dustin Lance Black.) I think Star’s reputation is as flimsy as it gets. The original report was probably closer to what really happened.

Liz Smith also has an account, which includes her opinion as to why Sean would be attracted to Natalie. He wants braaaaains!

Why Natalie Portman? “Sean likes smart women, and they have political and social causes dear to their hearts,” says one L.A. insider. Sean and Natalie swapped political theories and enthused over the good that comes from fighting for the underdog long, long, long into the night.

It was terribly brainy.

“So, how about that Middle East situation. Crazy, huh.”
“So sad. So very sad.”
“Yeah…hey, wanna go make out?”
“Do I ever!”


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  • viona says:

    ryan gosling, rodrigo santoro, robert pattinson, brad pitt(a bit), and now…Sean Penn…LOL

  • omgzrachel says:

    Star Magazine = fan fiction.

  • Nannina says:

    Wow, that report is funny. What happened to the other 3 people that were seen by the more respectable NY Post?

  • Dazza says:

    Casualties in the war on facts.

  • omgzrachel says:

    Yeah, I love how it goes from “they were talking in a group setting while having dinner” to “they were totally making out in a back room!”

  • clone says:

    correct, star magazine = fan magazine cause they dont have proof plus I’ve seen alot of single actress’s having sex with alot of men like anna hatheraway. natalie is just doing the same, and enjoying life. if she had a man, he would be seen with her everywhere she goes, liek jake and reeese do.

  • huc says:

    I knew it! That damn liberal Sean Penn is a zombie!!