It’s Day two of PORTMANIA 27!

That’s right. Day one went so well we decided to have another!

So let’s get started NOW!

Oh my God, there’s nothing!

No PORTMANIA news! This has never happened in the entire 25 year history of PORTMANIA!! (editors note: this has happened every single PORTMANIA)

What are we going to do??!

When in doubt…

It’s time for a Natalie Portman FACT! (WARNING: Natalie FACTS could allow malware to infect your computer, which could result in a large loss of private information, intruder attacks, or other serious effects. )

Natalie FACT! Natalie Portman discovered the existence of elephants in 2007. Despite the fact they’ve roamed our planet for six million years, no one had ever noticed these creatures until Natalie went deep undercover and lived among them for 16 months.

This was obviously a huge embarrassment for scientists the world over that had completely missed their existence for centuries.  So the scientists created a time machine (they got this idea from Back to the Future) and took Natalie’s research and studies back in time and published it to make themselves look better.  And they erased Natalie’s memory and all her achievements (they got this idea from Men in Black) and so the world believes we’ve known about elephants all along, and the truth has all been lost. But if you look closely there are still clues to the actual reality:

Extra Natalie FACT! In the original timeline people thought Natalie jokingly named elephants after Elle Fanning, but that actually was a coincidence.

Well, that’s enough for Day 2 of PORTMANIA. I think Day 3 will be tomorrow! Will it be even better than Day 2?!? It couldn’t be that hard, I’ll tell you that, but we’ll have to come back tomorrow and see!

PORTMANIA Chooses YOU!