It’s here! The day we’ve waited all year for! Day 4 of Portmania XXVII! Natalie Portman turns 44 TODAY! 6981!

Yes, it’s Natalie’s birthday, and so, for the next few hours we have to live PORTMANIA to the fullest!

Can you do it? Can you eat, sleep and breath PORTMANIA?

Can you do a handstand while whistling the star spangled banner?

You don’t have to do that. I was just curious.

Is the PORTMANIA in you?

Only one way to find out!

IT IS!

but how do we live PORTMANIA to the fullest?  what can we do?

You have to make a vegan lunch.  But how?

We’ll start with watching this video from 2018 of Natalie making a vegan dish. And you can follow along!

See Natalie punch a hole in a coconut! 3 times!

Okay, that took 17 minutes.  Not what can we do?

Well, here’s a compilation video of Natalie on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Alright, that’s another 25 minutes. Only a little over 23 hours more to go to fill the PORTMANIA day!

Watch a Natalie movie. Any Nat movie of your choice.  That should kill a couple hours.

Pet a dog. Sing a rap song.  Win an Oscar.

“But I have to go to work!” I hear you say.  No problem! Just bring the PORTMANIA with you!

Sit on a chair backwards, sideways and upside-down eating your vegan dessert and tell all your coworkers about how Natalie Portman discovered elephants only a few years ago and the government scientists used time travel to cover it up. And then sing a PORTMANIA song about peace love and understanding. You’ll probably be arrested.  But that will kill a few more hours until your parents can bail you out.

By then the day is almost over!

Maybe try that handstand while whistling thing.  Because why not?

But what if you fall asleep?

You can have Natalie Portman dreams! Which is not as easy as it sounds. But not impossible!

And you’ve done it! You’re a true blue PORTMANIA soldier!

And so PORTMANIA 27 has finally come to an end. We all had fun. We all got annoyed. We all cried in anger and confusion.  A few people got drunk. And now the only thing to do is sit and wait until next year. But if you actually were arrested at your work, you’ve still got the court date where you can spread the PORTMANIA message! If your lawyer thinks it’s okay.

Thanks to you for reading! Thanks to Belerofonte for letting me in and for keeping NP.Com alive!

And Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!!

Have a great day and I’ll see you guys next year!

I quit smoking with PORTMANIA!