Last week I finally got a chance to see the documentary film, My Date With Drew. If you haven’t heard of it, the basic concept is that a struggling actor, and life long Drew Barrymore fan, takes advantage of a store policy that allows him to buy a video camera and return it within 30 days for all his money back. His plan is to then use the camera to document his attempt to get a date with Drew.
It really is a sweet and enjoyable film but its the relevance to “us” that got me thinking. I found myself being very aware, all through the movie, of how close he was to tipping over from well meaning (“good”) fan to an obsessive and delusional (“bad”) fan.
He definitely manages to stay in the “good” camp throughout and if I had to pick the main reason for that, it’d have to be that he is self aware. He’s constantly worried about coming across as an obsessive stalker who really thinks he might have a shot at Drew. That understanding and critical thinking of reality is ultimately what keeps him on the good side of the dividing line.
Being involved in this site for so long I’ve really seen the full buffet of fans. The majority of which are, like the guy from My Date With Drew, huge fans with fantasy crushes but with feet firmly on terra firma. They realize its a fantasy. They can see the line.
Unfortunately, there are those in our midst who are out of touch with reality. For some its just a toe over the line while others sprinted past that line like they were in the Olympics.
There are the likes of Clone, who can analyze and extract hidden information out of any image featuring Natalie and a guy. Of course the information always points to the fact that Natalie is single. If Clone’s reading of reality was correct, Natalie would be sporting cobwebs in unflattering areas.
Then there’s the guy who emailed me the other day utterly convinced that I am Natalie. I can’t even fathom the kind of mental gymnastics required to reach such a conclusion but there you go.
There’s also this special kid who believes he is living this whole fantasy life with Natalie.
There’s even a guy that emails me every day.
Sometimes the emails are brief like:
im about to eat apple pie and ice cream..then..im going to sleep..Im not washing my hair tonight..Its really frizzy from riding my bike…but..Im so sleepy
ill brush my teeth and take out my contacts after I eat..then..im going to sleep
While other times the emails are truly epic:
Hi sweetheart…i hope your day is going well
whe I get home I will read at your site..I dont like to rush…becuase i dont want to misunderstand anything…it will be better when we can talk face to face
in the bible..sometimes when God restrains…a good angel will do that..and not a bad angel
Natalie…i dont know what will happen..or how…it will happen
I only love you..and you know that
if you dont mind…im thinking…whatever the dolphin dreams mean…I was thinking..if it means something supernatural will happen..and if it were to envolve angels…pray..that God will use a good angel…and not…a bad one
as you know..i dont want anyone to die…i dont love that person..but..i dont want to see anyone die..even thought they have been really wicked
i only love you..and only want you and me..and the kids
if there is a way..that God could get that person to admit the things they did..and cooperate..that would be the best thing
what ever the dolphin dreams mean…I want that person to go to heaven..if…those dreams mean …you know what I mean
as a wife..and romantically..I only love you
when King Saul died…David was still sorry
and..i feel sorrow in my heart…not…romantically…nor from being in love with anyone else…NO
I only love you…but still..everyone is human…and if anyone dies…its still…sad
and ..its sad..when people are so selfish.they dont care about anyone else…and its sad..when people are judged..also
if it were possible..then …I would hope that you and I can be married..and i could give that person the houses..and arrange some sort of supervised visitation
I dont know what God is willing
I dont want to ever see that person ever again
and yes…there are times ive worked to the point that …I was exhausted..and yes..i get really mad..when things are like that
I want you to be my wife..and only you…and if possible…if…its possible..I would like to see everyone happy…and if that unnamed met someone nice…then as long as you and I are together..and we can take care of the kids..I would be happy
i dont even know if that person would feed them if they visited unless there was some kind of monitoring
and then Cris…it worries me…if he sees how that person is doing..will he become bitter?
but…will that person keep doing as they are doing..and how long will it be before he does see now..or the future?
if i controlled the world…i would put it in the unnamed to take care of the kids…and you and I would be married..and split custody..and some kind of monitoring witht the unnamed when the kids visited that person
Natalie…pray..that if God is willing..that..he would do this…that way..things would work for everyone..and everyone ..would win
i only want you to be my wife..and the kids..I dont care about vengeance
monday..when i working myself to death…I may feel different..and wish that person was in jail*laughs*
pray..that God will work on everyones heart..and bring you home
if that person admitted they were wrong..and i have a right..then…everything would work for everyone..and the world..who are hippocrites and liars anyhow..they couldnt say a thing.
pray for this..I dont know if God is willing…but..if he is..everyone would win..and you could be home..wherever we will live
I love you Natalie..Im going by the bookstore before they close..pray for these things…if God be willing…as long as you and I win..I dont mind..if everyone comes out a winner.
Ill write when i get to the house..I love you sweetheart..the real you..very much
And when I say he emails me every day I don’t mean ONCE a day. Today, for example, he has emailed me 30 times already.
So, please, if you ever feel yourself getting too caught up in your fandom, if reality and fantasy begins to blur, refer back to this update. If those emails don’t snap you back to reality then you’re already paddling over the waterfall.
PS – Thanks to Rachel for the great image.
PPS – Does anyone remember a similar film from several years back, only the guy was a real geek and it was Natalie he was after? I remember it looked scripted but after seeing the trailer I don’t think I ever heard of it again.