Ladies and Gentlemen if I could have your attention for just ONE moment…. PORTMANIA is about to begin. please turn off all cell phones and leave your screaming children in the car because shit is about to get REAL…

FIELD OF FLOWERS FLOWING FROM NOWHERE PORTMANIA 15 DAY ONE CHICKENS AND DUCKS!

Ana outdid herself with that animated gif….! which I thought was Japanese. but I was fooled….

anyway, アイリス, 菖蒲 PORTMANIA 15.

this week run of five days is PORTMANIA which is our yearly celebration to our devotion to NATALIE PORTMAN 勿忘草 who, as you know, is the star of Natalie Portman.com. it all ends up happening around her BIRTHDAY which will be SUNDAY. since she was born in 1981 that makes her 32. add those two numbers together you get 5. add 10 to that you get 15… and what PORTMANIA is this?!? PORTMANIA 15. not a coincidence!!!

it’s true I’ve done this 15 times now. hooray?

also this week we will celebrate the births of NATALIE’S MOTHER. NATALIE’S HUSBAND. NATALIE’S CHILD. and Johnny Depp.

that’s actually everything I have for today. the gif of Natalie falling down in flowers that’s not Japanese. made by Ana the Great. DAZZA says MORE WILL COME. and I believe him… DO YOU?

Tomorrow day two?! YES. PORTMANIA STRIKES BACK スイートピー

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