'Ello I'm not sure why but I'm so damn tired tonight. I'm sure you know my excuses well enough by now to know what's coming. I'm gonna have to split…

time to put things in perspective. the "nude scene" in cold mountain seems like it's gotten out of hand. i've read the script and if there are any concerns that…

Hey all Early update cos this is some biiig news. Firstly, AICN has another review for Cold Mountain and it's extremely positive. He mentions Natalie but doesn't go into specifics.…

Hey all As you folks know, we are a non profit site. Not only that but we are hosted for free on Pher's server Hal. Unforunately something has broken (you…

The following takes place between 22:20 and 00:06 Hey all I'm glad that it seems the majority of you are very happy with what we've done and rest assured that…

check out this all NEW all fancy schmancy natalieportman.com. and it's all for this cutie right here. that's right. it's a NEW (old) PIC! and NEW is the word of…

Hey all Welcome to our new home away from home. In case you missed it, we had this parody page up while the site was down and being updated. Several…

Very soon this design will be a thing of the past. There will be a temporary preview of the new design up while the main site is down until such…