Jun10

Adios Portmania

 
Thanks to Sanjiro for Portmania 18 and here’s to Natalie hopefully enjoying a great 35th birthday. It was a bit too late for the final day but regular contributor, Celina sent in a special Portmania message from her extended trip down under.

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DAY 5 of PORTMANIA is here!! and It’s Natalie’s Birthday! 6981.

Happy Birthday Natalie Portman!!

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ANA! came back to save the world with the above picture. she didn’t have to do it alone.

Because RACHEL returns as well!

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and together we have solved all the worlds problems and never again have to worry about anything except for long lines in public bathrooms at sporting events.

TODAY. is the never-ending party that ends in about 7 minutes and 27 seconds. we will take tests on our Natalie knowledge. find out Facts that we don’t know and Recycling!!
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Jun08

The Art of PORTMANIA

LET’S GET IT ON.

Welcome, Portmaniacs!! DAY 4 of PORTMANIA is now. and it’s wonderful!

I have articles and lists and INTERVIEWS with husbands!

BUT FIRST. we’ll start with a PORTMANIAN wallpaper by Rachel the Gorgeous.

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but she didn’t stop there, cause she never does, Rachel is the baddest badass that there ever was.

so here’s NUMBER 2.

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WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE?!
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it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! and today we’ll talk about ninja turtles and WOMAN POWER!

BUT FIRST! the wonderful Ana comes in with a sensational PORTMANIA wallpaper about GETTING GUNS.

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Thank you ANA! it wouldn’t be PORTMANIA without you.

now on to ninja turtles, female empowerment symbols, Iranian Natalie Portmans and MORE!!!

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Jun06

Try PORTMANIA

DAY 2 of PORTMANIA 18 is ready to go. and i’m sure most of you don’t care either way!

so let’s start it all off with this wonderful PORTMANIA magazine cover for June 2016!

BY RACHEL.

 

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Jun05

PORTMANIA BEGINS.

PART 18.

PORTMANIA starts today!! but don’t worry! It’s only five days!! we can get through this together!

This year in PORTMANIA Natalie Portman turns 35. As mentioned last year, this makes her qualified to run for president of the United States. and since PORTMANIA is 18 it can actually vote for her!

And So NataliePortman.com proudly presents:

NATALIE PORTMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!

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I thought last year maybe we should wait until the 2020 election, but I don’t think we can wait. There might not be an Earth left in 2020.

we’ll discuss more inside. AFTER The JUMP.
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May31

Portmania – After Dark

 
Portmania turns 18 this year, which means sex, drugs and voting for anyone other than Donald Trump. In other news, Natalie will be turning 35, which still blows my mind until I remember I’m 36. Where does the time go? Maybe Sanjiro can answer that when he returns on Sunday for day 1 of Portmania 18.

If you have any fanart or anything else you want to share for Natalie birthday or Portmania, be sure to send it in.

If not, that’s okay too, Sanji’s personal collection of Alf photos should be enough to get us through another Portmania.

 

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Jun10

Mathilda Drawing

 
A big thanks to Sanji for bringing the Portmania fire once again. I have to take a lot of the blame for the lack of fanart. It has been a really hectic few weeks and I just wasn’t able to shake the tree to see what falls out like I usually do. With that said, I am now accepting fanart for next year’s Portmania!

Speaking of fanart, Ange sent this in for Natalie’s birthday but I saw it a bit late. It’s a really cool image and deserves some love.

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Jun09

#PORTMANIA

DAY 7 of PORTMANIA 17 is also JUNE 9th!

WHICH MEANS IT’S JOHNNY DEPP’S BIRTHDAY!!

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WHAT?! someone else’s birthday?!?! who could it be?!!

6981!
NATALIE F’N PORTMAN!

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That’s right. ANA made a new Birthday Wallpaper for everyone to enjoy!

now Let’s get things started on this Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, NATALIETATIONAL!!

This Is What We Call PORTMANIA!

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Jun08

Bros Before PORTMANIA

DAY 6.

how do you start the day before the last day of PORTMANIA!?

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with a classy wallpaper by STEVE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

and so it starts!

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Jun07

The Other PORTMANIA

Day FIVE of PORTMANIA 17 is today!

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Quesse made this wallpaper! he’s attended PORTMANIA every year. more or less. there was that one time we had to change venues to be cheaper and, like a lot of people, he skipped out that year. but anyway I can excuse his mix-up of how many PORTMANIA’S there have been. and who can blame him? there’s 17 of them for crying out loud.

but enough of that. he calls his piece “PORTMANIA Submission #1”. WHICH I hope means there’ll be a #2!! because we have nothing ELSE!!!!!

OH MY GOSH. I remember brushing my teeth this morning but I can’t remember if I flossed or not.
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Jun06

My Blueberry PORTMANIA

You’ll see a smilin’ face, a fireplace, a cozy room

DAY 4! and now the pic of the day by ANA!

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yes. we do wear underwear during PORTMANIA! we’re classy that way.

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Jun05

PORTMANIA’S Ghosts

 
hang in there!!

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it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! AND Ana shows up! she made the GIF. and now this PORTMANIA has officially started.

today we’ll all laugh and learn about the movie GOYA’S GHOSTS!

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but BEFORE THAT you have to click MORE.

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Jun04

Free PORTMANIA

 

For those who want it.

Well now it’s Day 2 of PORTMANIA 17,

yesterday we talked about …. I don’t remember what we talked about.  but nothing will prepare you for what SURPRISES await you on this FABULOUS PORTMANIA DAY! you only have to click MORE to find out!!!!!  PLEEEAAASSSEE????

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Jun03

IT’S OUR PORTMANIA!!

AND WE’LL DANCE IF WE WANT TO.kittttt

34 years in the making….PORTMANIA 17

STARTS TODAY!

and it ends next Tuesday – Natalie Portman’s BIRTHDAY!

and PORTMANIA is the week long celebration where KINDNESS, EQUALITY and RATIONALITY rule.

EVERYONE KNOWS ALL OF THAT!

but what you may not know is that thousands of Natalie Portman fans go each year without PORTMANIA. because their internet SUCKS. What can you do to help these poor people?

…. click more to find out.
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Jun01

Portmania XVII

 
Portmania—our annual week-long celebration of our namesake’s birthday—is quickly approaching. It would be awesome if any of you Natalie fans out there can contribute fanworks to celebrate the occasion. You can contact us with any submissions via the embarrassingly outdated staff page. Hopefully, Dazza can dig up Sanjiro, who will count us down to the 9th of June.

 

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Jun10

Tidbits

 

A big thanks to Sanjiro for bringing the fun…crazy…crazy fun once again for us Natalie fans. I shall now ease you back to reality with some mini news items.

– First up, happy birthday to Benjamin. Sanjiro wished him yesterday but his birthday is actually today.

– Next up, actor Makran Khouri (Munich, with Natalie in Free Zone) talks a little about working with Natalie on A Tale Of Love And Darkness, and he’s not shy with the praise. Via google translate…

My experience with Natalie are wonderful. In this last film I play a small role, but I am very honored that I could share it with her. I can not even talk about it … but I can tell you that this is one very stylized film in which she will definitely leave a trace of directors. She is the kindest, most humble and the most sensitive director I had the luck to work.”

– Finally, here is the completed Portmania puzzle for those of you too lazy to work it out 😛

 

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Jun09

HAPPY PORTMANIA!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NATALIE PORTMAN!

day 7 of PORTMANIA IS NOW. IN

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can you get all the words?  DAZZA will put up the complete wallpaper TOMORROW!!  the DAY AFTER PORTMANIA!! *sob*

MORE NEWS INSIDE.  FOR REALS!

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Jun08

PORTMANIA goes all the way!

boy oh boy!  DAY 6 OF PORTMANIA 16 is HERE.

AND we get to start with TWO new pieces of artwork!

FIRST Another poster from Celina!

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and Ana RETURNS with a wallpaper of 32 Natalies all laughing at US!!

 

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is there anything else worth reading in this Newest of PORTMANIA updates? quite honestly, no.  but you’ll HAVE TO CLICK TO BE SURE!!

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Jun07

POARTMANIA DE JOUR

so we’re on DAY FIVE. that means after today there’s only TWO DAYS LEFT to get your PORTMANIA shopping done.  DSC_2579.tif

a new poster from Celina!

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