Dazza’s 5 Worst Covers

Following on from the 10-6 worst covers, here are the 5 covers that I dislike the most.

#5


Okay, I appreciate that they’re going for something a little different with this cover but whether its by design or not, this is simply a mess. The head looks pasted on the body. The upper body is a sea of fabric…I think I see some boob but even that isn’t enough to save the day.

#4

It’s just trying way too hard and she looks really awkward. The little tea cup pose isn’t helping either.

#3

Nat looks like she’s hugging herself, no doubt scared witless by the uber creepy looks that Ewan and Annie are giving. Liam’s trying to apologize with his eyes but its not enough to save this from a slap.

#2

This Blender shoot had some of my favourite shots of Natalie. They were able to get a really beautiful and edgy look. However, this cover shot is one of the most unattractive shots I’ve ever seen of Natalie. That someone thought this was cover worthy makes it all the more criminal.

#1

This shoot also had some really nice shots but again, who chooses these covers? She looks like a 10 year old trying to look like a middle aged soccer mom. The outfit is bad but the makeup is a damn travesty. Blegh.

That’s it for my list. This weekend its Rachel’s turn to take aim.