Unfortunately for you, I'm back. Thanks to Sanjiro for once again steering the ship (into the rocks) for Nat's birthday. And thanks to all of you who contributed. I'd just…

is here. well, folks. we made it through the week all in one piece. it's been 7 days of celebration for Natalie Portman's 24th birthday. i just realized that this…

DAY 6. The site was down yesterday when i went to make the SECOND PORTMANIA update. so i Failed. BUT. here we are today. the day after NATALIE PORTMAN's birthday.…

DAY 5. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NATALIE PORTMAN. no hair but a lot of class. Today's PORTMANIA Movie Of The (birth)Day. IS Closer Get hit by a car while naked. that's…

DAY FOUR GUYS. and i think this is the half way point. AND ONLY ONE DAY until Our Girlfriend turns 24. that is TWO DOZEN. Let's start with the PORTMANIA…

there's a time. and the time is now. and it's right for me. PORTMANIA day 3! it's going fast and there's no time to lose so let's get right to…

DAY 2 of PORTMANIA 7 and it's time to get this party started. I'm going old school and doing the PORTMANIA Movie of the Day! and todays movie is: GARDEN…

let's talk TURKEY. they never do get to talk. i am obsessed with ellipsis today. so i will be using them... a lot. well for those in the know this…