PORTMANIA goes all the way!

By June 8, 2014Site-news

boy oh boy!  DAY 6 OF PORTMANIA 16 is HERE.

AND we get to start with TWO new pieces of artwork!

FIRST Another poster from Celina!

Portmania BlackSwanth

and Ana RETURNS with a wallpaper of 32 Natalies all laughing at US!!


Portmania (3)anath

is there anything else worth reading in this Newest of PORTMANIA updates? quite honestly, no.  but you’ll HAVE TO CLICK TO BE SURE!!


I think I did way too many jumping jacks.

let’s do it up with a NATALIE PORTMAN FACT!

Natalie Portman FACT! (WARNING: all Natalie FACTS have been made with 90% asbestos.) Natalie once drove a car off a cliff into a river. and then smoked a cigarette.

and while I think we can all agree that smoking is stupid we can also all agree that this is AWESOME.

AND EVERYONE DON’T WORRY. that picture was taken in 2005. I don’t think she smokes anymore?

so anyway this PORTMANA instead of smoking, I suggest we all EAT APPLES. It’s probably the best way to combat nicotine addiction.

moving on….  there’s only one more day until Natalie’s birthday and that means only one more day to screw things up!! what will happen?!??!





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  • SIFE says:

    Cool posters!

  • Olek says:

    Awesome poster Celina!

  • Josh says:

    I hope that’s not tobacco but some stanky nug in that paper lol. Natalie always lookin supercool.

  • Adonis says:

    “In dreams and in love there are
    no impossibilities ”
    I wish Natalie all the best, and of course many great movies ….

  • Boshudi says:

    happy birthday Natalie, hope your happy….

  • Lee Bartholomew says:

    Thor needs to come down and um clean the area of paparazzi before hand 😀 But age ain’t nothing but a number as a singer once said 🙂 and clearly for Natalie she always looks like um Natalie 😀

  • Vlad says:

    Happy birthday, dear Natalie ! ! ! For me you are an example of a real woman. Though I only 17 years old, but I love you very sincerely, like no other. I wish you prosperity in all, not only materially but also spiritually, physically ! ! ! I hope that when – ever meet you. With love, Vlad …

  • jesslv74 says:

    Hey Sanjiro, you’re running behind! What’s up with that? 😉 Looking forward to what you have in store for us for Natalie’s big day!

  • robertrivera says:

    dimmers Portman how do i do while I was watching the professional in the movie you ask Leone to teach you how to become a cleaner wouldn’t it be a great idea for a new movie for you to be a professional assassin?

  • Adonis says:

    Mathilda will only shoot at the bad and the corrupt – that the rules, no women no kids, Leon’s rule …