Celebrate PORTMANIA!

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it’s the never right, always late, slightly boring, no good very bad PORTMANIA! DAY 3! and Guess what that means! 6981!

The DAY of BIRTH of the Star of PORTMANIA 21 is HERE! 38 years ago Natalie Portman was born! we’re pretty sure this happened. and we’re pretty sure today is the DAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!

Let’s get to it!

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PORTMANIA? Nein Danke!

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DAY 2! of PORTMANIA 21! How can we contain the excitement?! you should be used to it by now BECAUSE Everyday is PORTMANIA inside your body!!

I’m sorry I talked about your body.

Let’s get this day started!

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PORTMANIA Begins Again

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The time has come for the most fantastical PORTMANIA Part 21 to START!

That’s right! The ever increasing disappointment of PORTMANIA continues for one more year!

Natalie’s birthday being this Sunday we’re bringing you three fun filled days of gratuitous praise for notre déesse! AND ALSO fact-filled looks to the past in PORTMANIA HISTORY! Join us, won’t you?

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PORTMANIA FIRST

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Day 5 of PORTMANIA 20 is HERE! It's 6981!! AND IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!! So Here is a Birthday video!! We're pretty sure we got all…

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PREMIUM PORTMANIA!

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What's up PORTMANIANS! It's Day 4 of our preposterous, absurd, bizarre, crazy, fanciful, fantastic (also fantastical), foolish, insane, nonsensical, unreal, wild Journey to Natalie's Birthday. It was 23 years ago…

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PORTMANIA GOES BANANAS

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PORTMANIA 20 Day 3 is here and fabulous is a word to describe it! On this PORTMANIAN Day we'll educate and celebrate!! A lot of questions pouring in asking "What…

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It’s a PORTMANIA thing

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Parents just don't understand! PORTMANIA Day 2 is HERE. We've now had 20 PORTMANIA Day 2s! Today's Day 2 is going to be about NEVER DOUBTING YOURSELF! NEVER DOUBT! unless…

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A PORTMANIA FOR EVERYONE

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It's the second week of JUNE: In case you don't know, this is PORTMANIA. It was 20 years ago that Natalie Portman was 17. She looked around at the world…

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