PORTMANIA Birthday Party Extravaganza Forever!!

DAY 5 of PORTMANIA is here!! and It’s Natalie’s Birthday! 6981.

Happy Birthday Natalie Portman!!

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ANA! came back to save the world with the above picture. she didn’t have to do it alone.

Because RACHEL returns as well!

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and together we have solved all the worlds problems and never again have to worry about anything except for long lines in public bathrooms at sporting events.

TODAY. is the never-ending party that ends in about 7 minutes and 27 seconds. we will take tests on our Natalie knowledge. find out Facts that we don’t know and Recycling!!
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The Art of PORTMANIA

LET’S GET IT ON.

Welcome, Portmaniacs!! DAY 4 of PORTMANIA is now. and it’s wonderful!

I have articles and lists and INTERVIEWS with husbands!

BUT FIRST. we’ll start with a PORTMANIAN wallpaper by Rachel the Gorgeous.

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but she didn’t stop there, cause she never does, Rachel is the baddest badass that there ever was.

so here’s NUMBER 2.

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WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE?!
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something, something, PORTMANIA

it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! and today we’ll talk about ninja turtles and WOMAN POWER!

BUT FIRST! the wonderful Ana comes in with a sensational PORTMANIA wallpaper about GETTING GUNS.

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Thank you ANA! it wouldn’t be PORTMANIA without you.

now on to ninja turtles, female empowerment symbols, Iranian Natalie Portmans and MORE!!!

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Try PORTMANIA

Try PORTMANIA
USELESS!!!!

DAY 2 of PORTMANIA 18 is ready to go. and i’m sure most of you don’t care either way!

so let’s start it all off with this wonderful PORTMANIA magazine cover for June 2016!

BY RACHEL.

 

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that looks like the woman who’s ready to become the 45th president of the United States of America to me. (more…)

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PORTMANIA BEGINS.

PART 18.

PORTMANIA starts today!! but don’t worry! It’s only five days!! we can get through this together!

This year in PORTMANIA Natalie Portman turns 35. As mentioned last year, this makes her qualified to run for president of the United States. and since PORTMANIA is 18 it can actually vote for her!

And So NataliePortman.com proudly presents:

NATALIE PORTMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!

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I thought last year maybe we should wait until the 2020 election, but I don’t think we can wait. There might not be an Earth left in 2020.

we’ll discuss more inside. AFTER The JUMP.
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#PORTMANIA

DAY 7 of PORTMANIA 17 is also JUNE 9th!

WHICH MEANS IT’S JOHNNY DEPP’S BIRTHDAY!!

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WHAT?! someone else’s birthday?!?! who could it be?!!

6981!
NATALIE F’N PORTMAN!

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That’s right. ANA made a new Birthday Wallpaper for everyone to enjoy!

now Let’s get things started on this Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, NATALIETATIONAL!!

This Is What We Call PORTMANIA!

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The Other PORTMANIA

Day FIVE of PORTMANIA 17 is today!

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Quesse made this wallpaper! he’s attended PORTMANIA every year. more or less. there was that one time we had to change venues to be cheaper and, like a lot of people, he skipped out that year. but anyway I can excuse his mix-up of how many PORTMANIA’S there have been. and who can blame him? there’s 17 of them for crying out loud.

but enough of that. he calls his piece “PORTMANIA Submission #1”. WHICH I hope means there’ll be a #2!! because we have nothing ELSE!!!!!

OH MY GOSH. I remember brushing my teeth this morning but I can’t remember if I flossed or not.
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PORTMANIA’S Ghosts

 
hang in there!!

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it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! AND Ana shows up! she made the GIF. and now this PORTMANIA has officially started.

today we’ll all laugh and learn about the movie GOYA’S GHOSTS!

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but BEFORE THAT you have to click MORE.

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Free PORTMANIA

 

For those who want it.

Well now it’s Day 2 of PORTMANIA 17,

yesterday we talked about …. I don’t remember what we talked about.  but nothing will prepare you for what SURPRISES await you on this FABULOUS PORTMANIA DAY! you only have to click MORE to find out!!!!!  PLEEEAAASSSEE????

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IT’S OUR PORTMANIA!!

AND WE’LL DANCE IF WE WANT TO.kittttt

34 years in the making….PORTMANIA 17

STARTS TODAY!

and it ends next Tuesday – Natalie Portman’s BIRTHDAY!

and PORTMANIA is the week long celebration where KINDNESS, EQUALITY and RATIONALITY rule.

EVERYONE KNOWS ALL OF THAT!

but what you may not know is that thousands of Natalie Portman fans go each year without PORTMANIA. because their internet SUCKS. What can you do to help these poor people?

…. click more to find out.
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