Hey, fellas. This is my extended review of Black Swan.

My earlier review I was afraid of spoilers. So in this one I talk about the ending.

SPOILERS after the jump!

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wella wella wella

alright dudes, PORTMANIA DAY FOUR has Arrived and ana sends in a PORTMANIA PICTURE!

and NOW can i take a moment and confess that i am afraid of FISH.

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DAY THREE of PORMANIA XIV and now what?!?

I DON’T KNOW.

no one wants to do anything except Carlotto who made THIS:

and its GOOD!!!

i’ve also been thinking and since natalie is turning 31 and she was 11 when she first started filming The Professional that means it’s the TWENTY YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF NATALIE BECOMING AN ACTRESS!!

well. that’s it.

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A wise king never seeks out PORTMANIA, but he must always be ready for it.

DAY TWO!! are you guys ready? i’ve brushed my teeth and everything, dudes!

YES, the above gif made by Celina expesses the true feelings of all PORTMANIACS everywhere. and then SOME.

in our second exciting day we talk about THOR and look at a wallpaper by ANA and i tell you the secret origins of NATALIEPORTMAN.COM ITSELF.

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in which Natalie turns XXXI.

and Ana comes along to start this baby in STYLE:

that’s right. My name is Sanjiro Jones. come with me now as we start the fourteenth PORTMANIA!! i remember the FIRST PORTMANIA. i was 22 years old. AND YOU WERE ALL BABIES. and now i’m an old man. and you are STILL BABIES!! WHAT THE?!

FIND OUT WHAT PORTMANIA IS AFTER THE JUMP

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