It’s here! The day we’ve waited all year for! Day 4 of Portmania XXVII! Natalie Portman turns 44 TODAY! 6981!
Yes, it’s Natalie’s birthday, and so, for the next few hours we have to live PORTMANIA to the fullest!
Can you do it? Can you eat, sleep and breath PORTMANIA?
Can you do a handstand while whistling the star spangled banner?
You don’t have to do that. I was just curious.
Is the PORTMANIA in you?
Only one way to find out!
Day 3 of PORTMANIA is here! It’s now! It’s happening!
Our 25 year anniversary, the 27th PORTMANIA, and the celebration of Natalie’s 44th birthday continues once more! So let’s get on with the nonsense…
It’s Day two of PORTMANIA 27!
That’s right. Day one went so well we decided to have another!
So let’s get started NOW!
It’s that time of year again, folks. The week long celebration of Natalie Portman that we call… PORTMANIA 27!
Of course, this year, due to the upcoming tarrifs, we can only do a long weekend of celebrating. Four fabulous days of fun and excitement, starting TODAY! All leading to our naturally gorgeous leaders birthday on MONDAY!
So let’s get started this Friday morning with PORTMANIA! (more…)
DAY FIVE is alive with PORTMANIA!
That’s right, it’s the final day of PORTMANIA 26!
And that means it’s Natalie Portman’s Birthday! 🎉 🎂 🥳 6981!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!
Now let’s grab some balls and start one last day of PORTMANIA!
HELLO! It’s DAY FOUR of PORTMANIA!!
PORTMANIA IS LOVE and SUGAR!! and the good kind of Cholesterol!
And today we have Puppies and Rainbows! So come on in, the water’s fine…
IT’S PORTMANIA 26 DAY THREE!!!
and we’re going to try to make this the best PORTMANIA day ever! With More Love! and More Balloons! And More Exclaimation Points!!!
What do ya say, guys? WILL THIS BE THE BEST PORTMANIA EVER?!?!!!?
Natalie Says:
It’s DAY TWO! YOU’RE HERE! And so am I!
And we’re lucky because not only is DAY TWO of PORTMANIA 26 filled with hilarity and fun, there’s also real Natalie news! New pics! New articles! New videos of articles!